I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
They call me “The Fireman” because I turn the hoes on.
If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
Baby, my house is the bowling alley + you're the bowling ball: picked up, fingered, thrown down, and keep coming back for more.
You Say: I'm jealous of your dress. She says "Why?" You say: Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.
Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!
Cum sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart
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