If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

7090

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.

7079

They call me “The Fireman” because I turn the hoes on.

7054

Do you like to draw? Because i’m gonna put the D in Raw

128

Are you a farmer?[No] Then how did you get such big, round, juicy melons?

104

I’m no Fred Flinestone, but I can still make your bedrock

99

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

98

Are your clothes made out of of paper, cause I just wanna share them right off 😉

92

I'm like a screwdriver (or flathead) when I'm around you, I need to screw.

91

Spell out IHOP then say ‘niss’ right after

85

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