If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

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I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.

1601

They call me “the fireman” because I turn the hoes on

1598

Do you like to draw? Because i’m gonna put the D in Raw

32

Wow, you’re stunning, I think I just found the cure for impotence

32

“Tinder agrees! We’re a match? So, when’s our wedding date?”

29

Are you a farmer?[No] Then how did you get such big, round, juicy melons?

29

Hey girl “I’m on fire, but you keep on standing still.

28

Spell out IHOP then say ‘niss’ right after

27

I’m no Fred Flinestone, but I can still make your bedrock

27

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