I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
They call me “The Fireman” because I turn the hoes on.
If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
Baby, my house is the bowling alley + you're the bowling ball: picked up, fingered, thrown down, and keep coming back for more.
Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!
Cum sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart
You Say: I'm jealous of your dress. She says "Why?" You say: Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.
Are you on a low budget? Cause i'm free!
Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls.
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Are you a trampoline? Because I wanna bounce on you~
Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven
Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Your eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I am lost at sea.
Life is like a broken pencil. Pointless without you!
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