If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
They call me “The Fireman” because I turn the hoes on.
Do you like to draw? Because i’m gonna put the D in Raw
Are you a farmer?[No] Then how did you get such big, round, juicy melons?
I’m no Fred Flinestone, but I can still make your bedrock
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
Are your clothes made out of of paper, cause I just wanna share them right off 😉
I'm like a screwdriver (or flathead) when I'm around you, I need to screw.
Spell out IHOP then say ‘niss’ right after
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