If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
They call me “the fireman” because I turn the hoes on
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
Do you like to draw? Because i’m gonna put the D in Raw
I’m no Fred Flinestone, but I can still make your bedrock
Are you a farmer?[No] Then how did you get such big, round, juicy melons?
Spell out IHOP then say ‘niss’ right after
Are your clothes made out of of paper, cause I just wanna share them right off 😉
I'm like a screwdriver (or flathead) when I'm around you, I need to screw.
Wow, you’re stunning, I think I just found the cure for impotence
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