If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

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They call me “the fireman” because I turn the hoes on

234

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.

227

I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado. (This pick up lines not recommended in all cases)

11

Do you like to draw? Because i’m gonna put the D in Raw

10

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

9

Are you a farmer?[No] Then how did you get such big, round, juicy melons?

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I have 4 words for you “Hol I Day Inn”.

8

Spell out IHOP then say ‘niss’ right after

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Do you have a name ? Or can I call you mine ?

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