If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

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They call me “the fireman” because I turn the hoes on

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I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.

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Do you like to draw? Because i’m gonna put the D in Raw

104

I’m no Fred Flinestone, but I can still make your bedrock

84

Are you a farmer?[No] Then how did you get such big, round, juicy melons?

84

Spell out IHOP then say ‘niss’ right after

72

Are your clothes made out of of paper, cause I just wanna share them right off 😉

69

I'm like a screwdriver (or flathead) when I'm around you, I need to screw.

68

Wow, you’re stunning, I think I just found the cure for impotence

68

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