I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.

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They call me “The Fireman” because I turn the hoes on.

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If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

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What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?

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Baby, my house is the bowling alley + you're the bowling ball: picked up, fingered, thrown down, and keep coming back for more.

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Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

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Cum sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart

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You Say: I'm jealous of your dress. She says "Why?" You say: Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.

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Are you on a low budget? Cause i'm free!

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Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls.

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Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

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Are you a trampoline? Because I wanna bounce on you~

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Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven

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Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.

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You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.

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Your eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I am lost at sea.

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Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

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Life is like a broken pencil. Pointless without you!

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