Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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You’re one in a minion.

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Hey girl, Amme to doing? (How you doing?)

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You say I’m dirty minded… but how did you understand what I mwant?

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You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

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You know, with a crack and a shake, minions are not the only way who can glow in dark for some activities in the dark.

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Underwear…you are the most beautiful Minion I have ever met.

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Muak muak muak! Muak muak muak! Muak muak muak! I can go on. I will never be tired of kissing you.

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Inside my head, I’m an expert flirt. But when it comes time for me to actually flirt, I’m like: BANANA.

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I would swim the ocean for you.. lol just kidding there’s sharks in there.

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