Minion Pick Up Lines

Hey girl, Amme to doing? (How you doing?)

You say I’m dirty minded… but how did you understand what I mwant?

You know, with a crack and a shake, minions are not the only way who can glow in dark for some activities in the dark.

Underwear…you are the most beautiful Minion I have ever met.

Muak muak muak! Muak muak muak! Muak muak muak! I can go on. I will never be tired of kissing you.

Inside my head, I’m an expert flirt. But when it comes time for me to actually flirt, I’m like: BANANA.

I would swim the ocean for you.. lol just kidding there’s sharks in there.

I am multi-talented! I can talk, annoy and irritate you all at the same time!

Are you wearing a blue overalls and black gloves? Because you are just too cute.

Are you a banana? Because I lose all my self-control like the minions when I see you.

Bee-do-bee-do-bee-do! You are so hot!

Bi-do, have we met?

Bya hana lireywii. (There is a star on the sky).

Can you see it? You’re one in a minion.

Hana Dui Sae, will you go out with me?

Hey I’m Stuart- the rebel.

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

I love your Heterochromia iridum eyes.

I wish we will never say Poopaye.

  I would get all the banana in the world para tu.

I’m Bob. King Bob.

Imma call you minion … And you shall be my minion

Me want banana!

MINion ka ba? kasi i love you for a minion times.

Stupa! Stupa! You’ve been running in my mind all night.

Would you like to go grab some Gelato?

You are sweeter than a “Papples”

You have me at Bello!