Hey baby, you delta tango foxtrot?

135

Gunny says I’m the best humper in the company. That’s why he puts me in the rear.

120

I wanna dishonorably discharge on your face

135

Damn girl, are you a five paragraph order? Because I wanna SMEAC dat…

176

I wanna SIPR all over your NIPR

132

Hey, my roommate is going out tonight.

126

Are you into double feeds?

122

What if I told you: oorah YUT YUT semper Fi devil dog?

135

Don’t forget to lube the chamber before you send the bolt home.

163

Let me tongue punch your fart box.

139

I’m gonna break you down shotgun style.

102

Hey girl, you didn’t need to say zero to make me freeze.

99

I’d qual on your range any day.

96

Two in the head, one all over her chest…

97

Wanna help me dishonourably discharge?

132

Stand on the yellow footprints and prepare for receiving

107

Hey baby, I can’t put you in the Corps but I can put the Corps in you.

96

You put my privates at attention!

105

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast…..but seriously, your dads a Sgt. Maj., so we gotta hurry this shit up….FAST Team style.

104

Let me get those ten digits and ill fire for effect.

101