Military Pick Up Lines

I wanna dishonorably discharge on your face

Damn girl, are you a five paragraph order? Because I wanna SMEAC dat…

I wanna SIPR all over your NIPR

Hey, my roommate is going out tonight.

Are you into double feeds?

What if I told you: oorah YUT YUT semper Fi devil dog?

Don’t forget to lube the chamber before you send the bolt home.

Let me tongue punch your fart box.

I’m gonna break you down shotgun style.

Hey girl, you didn’t need to say zero to make me freeze.

I’d qual on your range any day.

Two in the head, one all over her chest…

Wanna help me dishonourably discharge?

Stand on the yellow footprints and prepare for receiving

Hey baby, I can’t put you in the Corps but I can put the Corps in you.

You put my privates at attention!

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast…..but seriously, your dads a Sgt. Maj., so we gotta hurry this shit up….FAST Team style.

Let me get those ten digits and ill fire for effect.

You wanna go to driftwood?

Are you in the military? ‘Cause my privates are standing at attention.

Are you a general because you make my private stand at attention?

Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.

Babe, are you an officer? Cause you just made my privates stand at attention.

Babe, you’re like the assault cutting score cause you’re making me go up, up and away

Baby, you put the ‘fox’ in ‘foxhole’. BAMCIS!

Banana show anyone?

Can I attack your chow hall?

Can I foxtrot India November golf echo romeo you?

Can I whisky tango all over your foxtrot?

Can l prick your 119?

Care to accompany me on a quiet, romantic, moonlit beach for a 5-mile hike and a hundred push-ups?

Check your six I’m coming in!

Contact rear.

Do you mind if I be YOUR Jody for tonight?

Drop and give me 20 – on my lap.

Drop and give me 69!

Girl you want to see my glow stick and PT with me!

Grab it by the 6-inch barrel.

Is that a radio in between your legs? Because comm is about to go down!