If you’re as intelligent as you are beautiful, then you’d know that today is not the anniversary of the Mexican revolution, but rather the Mexican army’s unlikely victory over French forces at the battle of puebla. Now lose the pants.

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I’m the Juan for you.

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I’ll even throw in my secret sauce free of charge.

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Damn boy, you can stick your taquito in my guacamole anytime you want!

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Dayum…One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.

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You’re rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno 😉

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Chica, you’re like a Piñata, cause I’d definitely hit that!

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Ay Caramba! You’re hotter than a Jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!

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Hablas espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.

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You are sexy. You are Mexican. You are a SEXICAN.

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