Messed Up Pick Up Lines

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

I don’t know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.

My socks are having a party, do your pants want to come down?

A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”

You’re like a prize winning fish. I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.

That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I’d be coming too!

Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho booty.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I could see myself in your pants.

Do u sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?

Do you work for Cingular, Cause you’re raisen my bar!

Is that a ladder in your pants… or the stairway to heaven?

Hey Girl let’s play lion tamer…you get down on all fours and I’ll stick my head in your mouth!

You turn my software into hardware!

32Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kicking !

I own a rocket. First stop your moons, then Uranus!

You know what would look good on you? Me!

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is F*CKED UP!

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

I’m like a faucet. The more you turn me on,the wetter I get.

My name’s [your name]. That’s so you know what to scream in bed.

Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!

You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everybody we did it anyway.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be a McGorgeous.

Roses Are Red, Candle Light Flickers, After The Meal, Its off With The Knickers.

I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.

If you were a car, I’d wax and ride you all over town.

[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn’t hear me…. I said u look really fat in those pants!

I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!

Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?

Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?

Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that?) F*CK

Is your shirt felt? (No?) Do you want it to be?

Hi, my name’s Fred, would you like to test my bed?

I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?

Are you form Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!!!

Lets play house, you be the screandoor and iIll bang you all night long.

Go up to a girl, ask her: “Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?” [No] Then wink.

Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.

I’m the 6, do you want to be the 9?

Your body is like an hourglass, and I just wanna play in the sand.

Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?

Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you’re blowing me away.