Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you’re making me breathless..

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Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat. uvu

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Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you…

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Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…

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Roses are red and violets are blue. You are a sexy nurse and i’m Doctor Who!! See Doctor Who pick up lines

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Did you cut my phrenic nerve? …Because baby, you take my breath away.

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Excuse me, are you osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition.

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Want to be the susceptible host to my airborne pathogen?

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You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar

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Are you COPD? ‘Cause you take my breath away.

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