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HomeMedical Pick Up Lines

Medical Pick Up Lines

Medical pick up lines are more general than nurse and doctor pick up lines because it may work on generalist more than any other medical specialist. Anyhow, Pickupliness gathered the best medical pick up lines on the Internet, all you need to do is using them wisely because you will obviously use them on highly educated people or barely intellectuals they maybe doctors or professor. Enjoy!

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Medical Pick Up Lines

Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you’re making me breathless..

Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you’re making me breathless..

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Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat. uvu

Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat. uvu

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Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you…

Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you…

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Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…

Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…

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Roses are red and violets are blue. You are a sexy nurse and i’m Doctor Who!! See Doctor Who pick up lines

Roses are red and violets are blue. You are a sexy nurse and i’m Doctor Who!! See Doctor Who pick up lines

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Did you cut my phrenic nerve? …Because baby, you take my breath away.

Did you cut my phrenic nerve? …Because baby, you take my breath away.

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Excuse me, are you osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition.

Excuse me, are you osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition.

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Want to be the susceptible host to my airborne pathogen?

Want to be the susceptible host to my airborne pathogen?

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You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar

You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar

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Are you COPD? ‘Cause you take my breath away.

Are you COPD? ‘Cause you take my breath away.

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My adductor isn’t the only thing that’s longus.

My adductor isn’t the only thing that’s longus.

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You must be stage 3 syphilis. Cause i cant get you out of my head.

You must be stage 3 syphilis. Cause i cant get you out of my head.

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Are you drowning? Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.

Are you drowning? Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.

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Are you epinephrine? Cuz baby you make my heart race.

Are you epinephrine? Cuz baby you make my heart race.

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Honey, you’re so sweet that even my liver GLUT2 transporters would be at Vmax.

Honey, you’re so sweet that even my liver GLUT2 transporters would be at Vmax.

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I miss you like an ischaemic heart misses its blood supply.

I miss you like an ischaemic heart misses its blood supply.

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I wanna be the pericardium that embraces your heart.

I wanna be the pericardium that embraces your heart.

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I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.

I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.

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Your name is wrapped around my heart like a coronary artery.

Your name is wrapped around my heart like a coronary artery.

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