Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

5

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

4

You’re just like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

5

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face

4

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.

5

I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.

4

Nice legs…what time do they open?

4

You look fabulous! [pause] for your age.

5

Do you work at the wood store? Cause I could’ve sworn you gave me wood before.

4