Can I be the hypotenuse in between your legs.

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If i’m sin^2, then you must be Cos^2, because together we are one~

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I wish i was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

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Hey, girl, you must be a parabolic asymptote, because you do real interesting things to the behavior of my functions.

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We might have an initial value problem, but if we use an integrating factor we can find a solution.

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The limit as x approaches getting bored of you does not exist

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I am not being obtuse but you’re acute girl.

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My love for you is like dividing by zero… You can’t define it!

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Baby, our Wronskian must be zero because we seem like a fundamental set of solutions

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are you sqrt3 because i feel irrational around you

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