are you sqrt3 because i feel irrational around you

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We are like sin^2(X) and cos^2(x) because together we ARE ONE

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Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than trigonometry.

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Hey I hear you don’t like fractions, will you let me be your other half?

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Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational around you.

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You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

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My love for you is like pi… never ending.

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Meeting you is like making a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.

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My love for you is like y=2^x… exponentially growing.

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My love for you is like a fractal – it goes on forever.

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The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.

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I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

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the thought of you and i is deriving me crazy.

42

Hey baby, you be sine squared theta, and I’ll be cosine squared theta, and together, we can be one.

37

Boy, you must be point slope form because you confuse the hell out of me

38

“My dear, I don’t know how to properly respond to such flattery. You’ve almost got me flustered.” He chuckled softly, beckoning with a hand, “Come here and let me thank you for the gesture.”

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If I were a function you would be my asymptote, I always tend towards you.

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Hey Girl, can you satisfy my graph?

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Excuse me, ma’am, but can I get your seven significant digits?

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My love for you is like dividing by 0

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