Wanna do math homework? subtract the clothes, add a bed, divide the legs— and multiply!

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Hey girl, are you a 90 degree angle? cause you looking right

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Hey girl. Are you a 5×5 matrix inversion? Because I wanna spend way too much time with you and probably make a mistake or two.

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THE LOVE FROM M^e TO YOU IS A CONSTANT.

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Babe I’ll be sine. You be cosine. Let’s find tangent – See Funny Pick Up Lines

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Hey girl, you must be asking me to evaluate the area under a curve for an unbounded region of x, because my integral’s not the only thing that wants to get improper.

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Hey baby, hopefully you don’t think I am being obtuse, but you sure are acute. I bet if we got together it would be pretty complementary.

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Hey girl are you 1/x because you’re the rate of change of my natural log.

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Girl, you must be the corresponding y in the codomain of an argument x in a one to one function, because you’re unique.

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Can I be the hypotenuse in between your legs.

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