Math Pick Up Lines

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Math Pick Up Lines

Math Pick Up Lines

Hey girl. Are you a 5×5 matrix inversion? Because I wanna spend way too much time with you and probably make a mistake or two.


Babe I’ll be sine

you be cosine

lets find tangent 

Hey girl, you must be asking me to evaluate the area under a curve for an unbounded region of x, because my integral’s not the only thing that wants to get improper. 

Hey baby, hopefully you don’t think I am being obtuse, but you sure are acute. I bet if we got together it would be pretty complementary.

Hey girl are you 1/x because you’re the rate of change of my natural log.

Girl, you must be the corresponding y in the codomain of an argument x in a one to one function, because you’re unique.

Can I be the hypotenuse in between your legs.

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

If i’m sin^2, then you must be Cos^2, because together we are one~

I wish i was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

Hey, girl, you must be a parabolic asymptote, because you do real interesting things to the behavior of my functions.

We might have an initial value problem, but if we use an integrating factor we can find a solution.

The limit as x approaches getting bored of you does not exist

Hey girl, are you a 90 degree angle? cause you looking right

I am not being obtuse but you’re acute girl.

My love for you is like dividing by zero… You can’t define it!

Baby, our Wronskian must be zero because we seem like a fundamental set of solutions

are you sqrt3 because i feel irrational around you

We are like sin^2(X) and cos^2(x) because together we ARE ONE

Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than trigonometry.

Hey I hear you don’t like fractions, will you let me be your other half?

Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational around you.

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

My love for you is like pi… never ending.

Meeting you is like making a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.

My love for you is like y=2^x… exponentially growing.

My love for you is like a fractal – it goes on forever.

The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.

I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

the thought of you and i is deriving me crazy.

Boy, you must be point slope form

because you confuse the hell out of me

“My dear, I don’t know how to properly respond to such flattery. You’ve almost got me flustered.” He chuckled softly, beckoning with a hand, “Come here and let me thank you for the gesture.”

If I were a function you would be my asymptote, I always tend towards you.

By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

Hey Girl, can you satisfy my graph?

Excuse me, ma’am, but can I get your seven significant digits?

My love for you is like dividing by 0

Hey girl, what’s your sin? it must be 90 because you’re the 1 *wink wink*

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

Girl, your body is so perfect you should be the sixth platonic solid.

Dang baby are you a math genius because 9x-7i>3(3x-7u)

My life goal is to make you harder than my calculus homework

Is that an orthogonal vector in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? (whispers)

Hey baby, you be sine squared theta, and I’ll be cosine squared theta, and together, we can be one.

I want you to use the Quadratic Formula on me

You know it’s real if I try to use a math pick up line on you!

My weakness is corny math pick up lines.

Are you my determinant? Cause you would fill my fundamental parallelogram so fine.

Are you less than 90˚? cause you acutie!

I love you more than my ti-84 silver edition calculator!

I’ll love you until they find an end to pi.

Wanna be the variable to my coefficient?

My love for you grows exponentially!

Are you the square root of negative one? Cause girl, you unreal!

Wanna do math homework? subtract the clothes, add a bed, divide the legs— and multiply!

I wish you were my trigonometry homework, Cause then you’d be hard and I’d be doing you on my desk.

hey girl, can I foil you cause you looking simplifine

I wish I was your calculus homework. I’d be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.

Will you be my third dimension? Without you I’m not real.

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

Are you suggesting we should integrate?

Can I plug my solution into your equation? 

Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

I don’t like my current girlfriend/boyfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?

Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?

I’ll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.

Let’s take each other to the limit to see if we converge.

You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.

I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you.

Math is so easy, math is not like you at all, you don’t play easy.

i wish i was adenine so i could be paired with you.

if you were numbers in my textbook you would be fine print!

Do you have 11 protons because you are sodium fine!

Call me parabola, Cause there’s a conic section in my pants.

When I look down my pants I am all go GIANTS!

I love your asymptote, I know I give you rapid exponential growth so would you like to be tangent to my curves?

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