Opsss, I know you like adding numbers so can you please add you phone number here?

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Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid ten, but too good to be real.

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Wanna do math homework? subtract the clothes, add a bed, divide the legs— and multiply!

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Hey girl, are you a 90 degree angle? cause you looking right

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Hey girl. Are you a 5×5 matrix inversion? Because I wanna spend way too much time with you and probably make a mistake or two.

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THE LOVE FROM M^e TO YOU IS A CONSTANT.

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Hey girl, you must be asking me to evaluate the area under a curve for an unbounded region of x, because my integral’s not the only thing that wants to get improper.

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Hey baby, hopefully you don’t think I am being obtuse, but you sure are acute. I bet if we got together it would be pretty complementary.

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Hey girl are you 1/x because you’re the rate of change of my natural log.

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Girl, you must be the corresponding y in the codomain of an argument x in a one to one function, because you’re unique.

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Can I be the hypotenuse in between your legs.

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If i’m sin^2, then you must be Cos^2, because together we are one~

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I wish i was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

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Hey, girl, you must be a parabolic asymptote, because you do real interesting things to the behavior of my functions.

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We might have an initial value problem, but if we use an integrating factor we can find a solution.

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The limit as x approaches getting bored of you does not exist

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I am not being obtuse but you’re acute girl.

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My love for you is like dividing by zero… You can’t define it!

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Baby, our Wronskian must be zero because we seem like a fundamental set of solutions

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