Boy:Do you have a cell phone? Girl: Yes,why Boy: because I want to cell you

211

Ape bezanya awak ngan eiffle tower

166

Horny pick up line

137

Is your name Tasha becos I tk tashabar nak kawin ngan you

142

U tinggal kt bedok ke…sbb u make my heart go bedok bedok

141

Hey is your race Malay because I malay you.

121

If I were a superhero, I wouldn’t be Superman or Keluangman. I would be YOURMAN.

130

Boy: Close your eyes.
Girl: K
Boy: What do you see?

Girl: Nothin.
Boy: That’s my life without you.

136

ERMMMM … Entah, APA eza aya Dencan Chewing CûM ?

129

Are you malay girl? Cause you make me maleyley

117

Awak pakai gula untuk cuci

120

You ada plaster? Sebab I punya lutut luka terjatuh cinta kat you…

84

Are you oxygen?i can’t live without you dear

86

I’m no organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

82

I’m not even kidding. Malaysia is effing hot. And so are you.

73

Hello. Cupid called. He ask me to tell you that he needs my heart back.

67

Perasaan tu.bila kau nak berhenti cintakan dia,tapi hati tak mengizinkan

73

Are you sun?Cause your smile make my heart melt

105

Hai.awak ada bawa magnet ke?sebab dari dulu awak menarik perhatian saya

70

You are like the telur to my Roti Telur..without you I’m just kosong.

76