Boy:Do you have a cell phone? Girl: Yes,why Boy: because I want to cell you

249

Ape bezanya awak ngan eiffle tower

178

Horny pick up line

149

Is your name Tasha becos I tk tashabar nak kawin ngan you

154

U tinggal kt bedok ke…sbb u make my heart go bedok bedok

150

Hey is your race Malay because I malay you.

129

If I were a superhero, I wouldn’t be Superman or Keluangman. I would be YOURMAN.

143

Boy: Close your eyes.
Girl: K
Boy: What do you see?

Girl: Nothin.
Boy: That’s my life without you.

148

ERMMMM … Entah, APA eza aya Dencan Chewing CûM ?

139

Are you malay girl? Cause you make me maleyley

127

Awak pakai gula untuk cuci

129

You ada plaster? Sebab I punya lutut luka terjatuh cinta kat you…

96

Are you oxygen?i can’t live without you dear

96

I’m no organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

91

I’m not even kidding. Malaysia is effing hot. And so are you.

83

Hello. Cupid called. He ask me to tell you that he needs my heart back.

76

Perasaan tu.bila kau nak berhenti cintakan dia,tapi hati tak mengizinkan

83

Are you sun?Cause your smile make my heart melt

145

Hai.awak ada bawa magnet ke?sebab dari dulu awak menarik perhatian saya

81

You are like the telur to my Roti Telur..without you I’m just kosong.

87