Boy:Do you have a cell phone? Girl: Yes,why Boy: because I want to cell you

115

Ape bezanya awak ngan eiffle tower

123

Horny pick up line

104

Is your name Tasha becos I tk tashabar nak kawin ngan you

114

U tinggal kt bedok ke…sbb u make my heart go bedok bedok

109

Hey is your race Malay because I malay you.

94

If I were a superhero, I wouldn’t be Superman or Keluangman. I would be YOURMAN.

98

Boy: Close your eyes.
Girl: K
Boy: What do you see?

Girl: Nothin.
Boy: That’s my life without you.

109

ERMMMM … Entah, APA eza aya Dencan Chewing CûM ?

104

Are you malay girl? Cause you make me maleyley

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