Boy:Do you have a cell phone? Girl: Yes,why Boy: because I want to cell you

Ape bezanya awak ngan eiffle tower

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Horny pick up line

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Is your name Tasha becos I tk tashabar nak kawin ngan you

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U tinggal kt bedok ke…sbb u make my heart go bedok bedok

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Hey is your race Malay because I malay you.

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If I were a superhero, I wouldn’t be Superman or Keluangman. I would be YOURMAN.

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Boy: Close your eyes.
Girl: K
Boy: What do you see?

Girl: Nothin.
Boy: That’s my life without you.

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ERMMMM … Entah, APA eza aya Dencan Chewing CûM ?

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Are you malay girl? Cause you make me maleyley

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