Boy:Do you have a cell phone? Girl: Yes,why Boy: because I want to cell you

180

Ape bezanya awak ngan eiffle tower

149

Horny pick up line

122

Is your name Tasha becos I tk tashabar nak kawin ngan you

132

U tinggal kt bedok ke…sbb u make my heart go bedok bedok

130

Hey is your race Malay because I malay you.

110

If I were a superhero, I wouldn’t be Superman or Keluangman. I would be YOURMAN.

116

Boy: Close your eyes.
Girl: K
Boy: What do you see?

Girl: Nothin.
Boy: That’s my life without you.

122

ERMMMM … Entah, APA eza aya Dencan Chewing CûM ?

119

Are you malay girl? Cause you make me maleyley

105

Awak pakai gula untuk cuci

108

You ada plaster? Sebab I punya lutut luka terjatuh cinta kat you…

71

Are you oxygen?i can’t live without you dear

77

I’m no organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

73

I’m not even kidding. Malaysia is effing hot. And so are you.

64

Hello. Cupid called. He ask me to tell you that he needs my heart back.

58

Perasaan tu.bila kau nak berhenti cintakan dia,tapi hati tak mengizinkan

64

Are you sun?Cause your smile make my heart melt

71

Hai.awak ada bawa magnet ke?sebab dari dulu awak menarik perhatian saya

60

You are like the telur to my Roti Telur..without you I’m just kosong.

63