Hey is your race Malay because I malay you.

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If I were a superhero, I wouldn’t be Superman or Keluangman. I would be YOURMAN.

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You ada plaster? Sebab I punya lutut luka terjatuh cinta kat you…

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Boy: Close your eyes.
Girl: K
Boy: What do you see?

Girl: Nothin.
Boy: That’s my life without you.

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ERMMMM … Entah, APA eza aya Dencan Chewing CûM ?

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Are you malay girl? Cause you make me maleyley

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Awak pakai gula untuk cuci

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You ada plaster? Sebab I punya lutut luka terjatuh cinta kat you…

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Are you oxygen?i can’t live without you dear

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I’m no organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

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