Us Hobbits can bring you ‘there and back again’ over and over and over again.

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TREE?! I am no tree. I am your future.

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This is no trinket I carry.

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There are no words in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men to express how much I love you.

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The fires of Mount Doom aren’t nearly as hot as you are.

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That aromatic scent is my manflesh.

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Say girl, looks like meats back on the menu.

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Sauron’s gonna be after me because he knows I’ve found the one.

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No, thats not an Oliphaunt in my pants, but thanks for noticing.

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My staff is even bigger than Gandalf’s.

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