Is your name Smaug? Because you look like you have loads of treasure in your cave.

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I’ll take you there and back again.

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I wanna go inside your hobbit hole.

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I must be the ring and you must be Bilbo, because you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.

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I may look really short, but that’s only CGI.

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I may be a fool. But I’m a fool in love with you.

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Were you forged by Sauron? Because you look precious.

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Were you born from Smaug’s mouth? Because you came out hot.

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Watch out, girl. I’m about to rescue you from Lonely Mountain.

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Want to come back to my place and smoke a little Longbottom leaf?

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