Is your name Smaug? Because you look like you have loads of treasure in your cave.
I’ll take you there and back again.
I wanna go inside your hobbit hole.
I must be the ring and you must be Bilbo, because you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.
I may look really short, but that’s only CGI.
I may be a fool. But I’m a fool in love with you.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because you look precious.
Were you born from Smaug’s mouth? Because you came out hot.
Watch out, girl. I’m about to rescue you from Lonely Mountain.
Want to come back to my place and smoke a little Longbottom leaf?