Beard can be red; A blade can glow blue; There is only one precious, and that must be you.

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Boy, you’re glowing. Are there Orcs nearby or are you just happy to see me?

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Dammit, Elrond got caught looking up Orc p0rn again.

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Did it hurt when you fell from the Timeless Halls?

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Excuse me, but are you Arwen? You are so beautiful that I think I have entered a dream.

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I can lighten your burden

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I erupt like Mount Doom for you, baby!

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I don’t know you half as well as I should like, but I like all of what I see.

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Just wait until sunset — that’s when I’m going to open your secret door.

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It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations — so here’s what I’m doing later.

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