Us Hobbits can bring you ‘there and back again’ over and over and over again.

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TREE?! I am no tree. I am your future.

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This is no trinket I carry.

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There are no words in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men to express how much I love you.

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The fires of Mount Doom aren’t nearly as hot as you are.

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That aromatic scent is my manflesh.

39

Say girl, looks like meats back on the menu.

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Sauron’s gonna be after me because he knows I’ve found the one.

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No, thats not an Oliphaunt in my pants, but thanks for noticing.

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My staff is even bigger than Gandalf’s.

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My love is like Lembas bread, one taste to get your fill.

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My elf eyes only see you.

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Love is never late, nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.

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What do you say we go back to my place an light the beacons of Gondor?

55

You know what they say about big feet..

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You must be a Ring of Power, ’cause I want to keep you!

56

You wake something Tookish up in me.

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Your salted pork is particularly lovely.

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