“Don’t you leave her, Samwise Gamgee” And I don’t mean to, I don’t mean to.

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Baby I’ll make you scream like the Nazgul.

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Are you the ring? Cause I’ve got my eye on you.

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I’d like to have an Inn at your prancing pony.

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Are you an Orc? Cause baby, you’re making my String glow.

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Honey, you’re like a balrog-smoking Hot !

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Hey, baby. Wanna blow my Horn of Gondor?

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Your beauty has pierced my heart like a Morgul Blade.

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A wizard is never premature. He finishes precisely when he means to.

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Are you Gandalf? Because you have me seeing fireworks.

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