Beard can be red; A blade can glow blue; There is only one precious, and that must be you.

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Boy, you’re glowing. Are there Orcs nearby or are you just happy to see me?

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Dammit, Elrond got caught looking up Orc p0rn again.

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Did it hurt when you fell from the Timeless Halls?

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Excuse me, but are you Arwen? You are so beautiful that I think I have entered a dream.

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I can lighten your burden

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I erupt like Mount Doom for you, baby!

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I don’t know you half as well as I should like, but I like all of what I see.

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Just wait until sunset — that’s when I’m going to open your secret door.

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It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations — so here’s what I’m doing later.

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Is your name Smaug? Because you look like you have loads of treasure in your cave.

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I’ll take you there and back again.

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I wanna go inside your hobbit hole.

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I must be the ring and you must be Bilbo, because you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.

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I may look really short, but that’s only CGI.

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I may be a fool. But I’m a fool in love with you.

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Were you forged by Sauron? Because you look precious.

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Were you born from Smaug’s mouth? Because you came out hot.

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Watch out, girl. I’m about to rescue you from Lonely Mountain.

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Want to come back to my place and smoke a little Longbottom leaf?

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