So, hey, how about that Weather. Top?

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My love for you is deeper than the lodes of Mithril in Khazad-dum.

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Speak, friend, and enter… your number in my phone.

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I’ll be your Isildur and you can be my bane.

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I couldn’t help but notice all of these losers circling you like Nazgul… why don’t we get out of here and go back to my Mathom-house?

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No, we haven’t met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.

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I’m not usually this forward, but, you’ve broken down my barriers like Grond.

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Offering the Red Arrow

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Was that a Middle-Earthquake? or did you just rock my world?

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I’ve heard about a great new club… want to go There and Back Again?

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