You’ve got beautiful eyes, they sparkle like the Mirrormere.

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I’d climb the Endless Stair to be with you.

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I will have you for my second breakfast.

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I’ll put a ring on it.

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Your b00b we want them.

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You have my sword, and my bow and my a$$.

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Girl your my ring and i’m your Golem because girl “Your MY precious!”

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One ring to rule them all.

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I last longer than Boromir.

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I am no man which is why I’m bicurious and checking you out.

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“Don’t you leave her, Samwise Gamgee” And I don’t mean to, I don’t mean to.

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Baby I’ll make you scream like the Nazgul.

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Are you the ring? Cause I’ve got my eye on you.

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I’d like to have an Inn at your prancing pony.

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Are you an Orc? Cause baby, you’re making my String glow.

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Honey, you’re like a balrog-smoking Hot !

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Hey, baby. Wanna blow my Horn of Gondor?

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Your beauty has pierced my heart like a Morgul Blade.

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A wizard is never premature. He finishes precisely when he means to.

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Are you Gandalf? Because you have me seeing fireworks.

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