A day may come when the swagger of men will fail .. But it is not this day, girl!

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In my robe is where the magic happens!

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You have my bone and my a$$

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You shall not pass without giving me those digits.

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Does the carpet match the foot hair ?

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Was your a$$ forged by Sauron? That sh!t looks precious.

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I am no man. Wanna bone ?

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You don’t need One Ring to find me.

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Baby, you’re hotter than the cracks of Mount Doom.

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Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.

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