A day may come when the swagger of men will fail .. But it is not this day, girl!

105

In my robe is where the magic happens!

129

You have my bone and my a$$

105

You shall not pass without giving me those digits.

98

Does the carpet match the foot hair ?

114

Was your a$$ forged by Sauron? That sh!t looks precious.

113

I am no man. Wanna bone ?

104

You don’t need One Ring to find me.

102

Baby, you’re hotter than the cracks of Mount Doom.

81

Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.

95

So, hey, how about that Weather. Top?

60

My love for you is deeper than the lodes of Mithril in Khazad-dum.

65

Speak, friend, and enter… your number in my phone.

70

I’ll be your Isildur and you can be my bane.

72

I couldn’t help but notice all of these losers circling you like Nazgul… why don’t we get out of here and go back to my Mathom-house?

68

No, we haven’t met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.

71

I’m not usually this forward, but, you’ve broken down my barriers like Grond.

62

Offering the Red Arrow

70

Was that a Middle-Earthquake? or did you just rock my world?

68

I’ve heard about a great new club… want to go There and Back Again?

62