After covering cute and cheesy Pokemon pick up lines, today we have another amazing film series pick up lines which are Lord of the Ring pick up lines. Actually, these pick up lines are somehow new and weird to some people who used to hear cheesy pick up lines or creepy ones or even clever pick up lines because they may include some weird names of LOTR characters such as Nazgul or Morgul. But, they work with most of people, all you need is to use them properly and guaranteed they will work.
A day may come when the swagger of men will fail .. But it is not this day, girl!
In my robe is where the magic happens!
You have my bone and my a$$
You shall not pass without giving me those digits.
Does the carpet match the foot hair ?
Was your a$$ forged by Sauron? That sh!t looks precious.
I am no man. Wanna bone ?
You don’t need One Ring to find me.
Baby, you’re hotter than the cracks of Mount Doom.
Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.
So, hey, how about that Weather. Top?
My love for you is deeper than the lodes of Mithril in Khazad-dum.
Speak, friend, and enter… your number in my phone.
I’ll be your Isildur and you can be my bane.
I couldn’t help but notice all of these losers circling you like Nazgul… why don’t we get out of here and go back to my Mathom-house?
No, we haven’t met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.
I’m not usually this forward, but, you’ve broken down my barriers like Grond.
Offering the Red Arrow
Was that a Middle-Earthquake? or did you just rock my world?
I’ve heard about a great new club… want to go There and Back Again?
You’ve got beautiful eyes, they sparkle like the Mirrormere.
I’d climb the Endless Stair to be with you.
I will have you for my second breakfast.
I’ll put a ring on it.
Your b00b we want them.
You have my sword, and my bow and my a$$.
Girl your my ring and i’m your Golem because girl “Your MY precious!”
One ring to rule them all.
I last longer than Boromir.
I am no man which is why I’m bicurious and checking you out.
“Don’t you leave her, Samwise Gamgee” And I don’t mean to, I don’t mean to.
Baby I’ll make you scream like the Nazgul.
Are you the ring? Cause I’ve got my eye on you.
I’d like to have an Inn at your prancing pony.
Are you an Orc? Cause baby, you’re making my String glow.
Honey, you’re like a balrog-smoking Hot !
Hey, baby. Wanna blow my Horn of Gondor?
Your beauty has pierced my heart like a Morgul Blade.
A wizard is never premature. He finishes precisely when he means to.
Are you Gandalf? Because you have me seeing fireworks.
Beard can be red; A blade can glow blue; There is only one precious, and that must be you.
Boy, you’re glowing. Are there Orcs nearby or are you just happy to see me?
Dammit, Elrond got caught looking up Orc p0rn again.
Did it hurt when you fell from the Timeless Halls?
Excuse me, but are you Arwen? You are so beautiful that I think I have entered a dream.
I can lighten your burden
I erupt like Mount Doom for you, baby!
I don’t know you half as well as I should like, but I like all of what I see.
Just wait until sunset — that’s when I’m going to open your secret door.
It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations — so here’s what I’m doing later.
Is your name Smaug? Because you look like you have loads of treasure in your cave.
I’ll take you there and back again.
I wanna go inside your hobbit hole.
I must be the ring and you must be Bilbo, because you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.
I may look really short, but that’s only CGI.
I may be a fool. But I’m a fool in love with you.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because you look precious.
Were you born from Smaug’s mouth? Because you came out hot.
Watch out, girl. I’m about to rescue you from Lonely Mountain.
Want to come back to my place and smoke a little Longbottom leaf?
Us Hobbits can bring you ‘there and back again’ over and over and over again.
TREE?! I am no tree. I am your future.
This is no trinket I carry.
There are no words in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men to express how much I love you.
The fires of Mount Doom aren’t nearly as hot as you are.
That aromatic scent is my manflesh.
Say girl, looks like meats back on the menu.
Sauron’s gonna be after me because he knows I’ve found the one.
No, thats not an Oliphaunt in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
My staff is even bigger than Gandalf’s.
My love is like Lembas bread, one taste to get your fill.
My elf eyes only see you.
Love is never late, nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.
What do you say we go back to my place an light the beacons of Gondor?
You know what they say about big feet..
You must be a Ring of Power, ’cause I want to keep you!