After covering cute and cheesy Pokemon pick up lines, today we have another amazing film series pick up lines which are Lord of the Ring pick up lines. Actually, these pick up lines are somehow new and weird to some people who used to hear cheesy pick up lines or creepy ones or even clever pick up lines because they may include some weird names of LOTR characters such as Nazgul or Morgul. But, they work with most of people, all you need is to use them properly and guaranteed they will work.
A day may come when the swagger of men will fail .. But it is not this day, girl!
In my robe is where the magic happens!
You have my bone and my a$$
You shall not pass without giving me those digits.
Does the carpet match the foot hair ?
Was your a$$ forged by Sauron? That sh!t looks precious.
I am no man. Wanna bone ?
You don’t need One Ring to find me.
Baby, you’re hotter than the cracks of Mount Doom.
Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.
So, hey, how about that Weather. Top?
My love for you is deeper than the lodes of Mithril in Khazad-dum.
Speak, friend, and enter… your number in my phone.
I’ll be your Isildur and you can be my bane.
I couldn’t help but notice all of these losers circling you like Nazgul… why don’t we get out of here and go back to my Mathom-house?
No, we haven’t met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.
I’m not usually this forward, but, you’ve broken down my barriers like Grond.
Offering the Red Arrow
Was that a Middle-Earthquake? or did you just rock my world?
I’ve heard about a great new club… want to go There and Back Again?