A day may come when the swagger of men will fail .. But it is not this day, girl!
In my robe is where the magic happens!
You have my bone and my a$$
You shall not pass without giving me those digits.
Does the carpet match the foot hair ?
Was your a$$ forged by Sauron? That sh!t looks precious.
I am no man. Wanna bone ?
You don’t need One Ring to find me.
Baby, you’re hotter than the cracks of Mount Doom.
Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.