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Hey baby, I’ll show you my opening statement but it’s up to you to close.
Baby, I don’t need to be a fiduciary to take care of you. And you won’t ever find me in a conflict of interest.
I like my men like I like my ideal law exams: easy, straight forward, and leaving me feeling fulfilled afterwards.
I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the ‘Laws of Attraction’ without disruption.
Hey boy, unlike a court, I would definitely order specific performance of a contract for service. Especially if it were oral.
Hey baby, let’s go on a frolic of our own. I promise I won’t be negligent with your heart.
Hey boy, you know the maxim ‘equity deems done what ought to be done?’ Well just call me Equity because I deem you ought to be done.
Let’s adjourn to the bedroom.
I’m going to sue the pants off you.
You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?
Girl, you’re testi-fine
I need someone to look through these briefs.
You’re so fine you make my whole courtroom out of order.
The prosecution can rest.. At my place tonight!
Are you pro-bono or just happy to see me?
Just be who you are, I’m not one to judge.
What better alibi could you have than spending the night with me?
Girl, I can sustain objection for almost four hours.
Just say the complicated parts in Latin. That’s what we do.