Hey baby, I’ll show you my opening statement but it’s up to you to close.
Baby, I don’t need to be a fiduciary to take care of you. And you won’t ever find me in a conflict of interest.
I like my men like I like my ideal law exams: easy, straight forward, and leaving me feeling fulfilled afterwards.
I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the ‘Laws of Attraction’ without disruption.
Hey boy, unlike a court, I would definitely order specific performance of a contract for service. Especially if it were oral.
Hey baby, let’s go on a frolic of our own. I promise I won’t be negligent with your heart.
Hey boy, you know the maxim ‘equity deems done what ought to be done?’ Well just call me Equity because I deem you ought to be done.
Let’s adjourn to the bedroom.
I’m going to sue the pants off you.
You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?