Hey baby, I’ll show you my opening statement but it’s up to you to close.

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Baby, I don’t need to be a fiduciary to take care of you. And you won’t ever find me in a conflict of interest.

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I like my men like I like my ideal law exams: easy, straight forward, and leaving me feeling fulfilled afterwards.

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I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the ‘Laws of Attraction’ without disruption.

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Hey boy, unlike a court, I would definitely order specific performance of a contract for service. Especially if it were oral.

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Hey baby, let’s go on a frolic of our own. I promise I won’t be negligent with your heart.

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Hey boy, you know the maxim ‘equity deems done what ought to be done?’ Well just call me Equity because I deem you ought to be done.

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Let’s adjourn to the bedroom.

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I’m going to sue the pants off you.

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You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?

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