Are you the terms and conditions? Because I don’t go give a fuck what you say

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Ugh why are you here, because I your fallen angel, oh really what my name, fineness screw off emo fucker

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I just ate some skittles – wanna taste the rainbow?

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Do you work at Subway – cuz you just gave me a footlong!

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Do you have a keg in your pants cuz I’d like to tap that!

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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!

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There are 206 bones in the body, want another?

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If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you’d be a McGorgeous!

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Are you a hurricane cuz your blowing me away!

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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again!

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