Are you the terms and conditions? Because I don’t go give a fuck what you say
Ugh why are you here, because I your fallen angel, oh really what my name, fineness screw off emo fucker
I just ate some skittles – wanna taste the rainbow?
Do you work at Subway – cuz you just gave me a footlong!
Do you have a keg in your pants cuz I’d like to tap that!
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!
There are 206 bones in the body, want another?
If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you’d be a McGorgeous!
Are you a hurricane cuz your blowing me away!
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again!