Lame Pick Up Lines

After covering all the cheesiest pick up lines , the corniest as well as the funniest . Now, it’s time for lame pick up lines or let’s say the lamest pick up lines to use either on girls or boys. The more you read these lame the more you will love them, because they are lame at the same time there is a mixture between what is funny and what is cheesy. At any rate, try to fetch out the best lame pick up lines from this post in order to use them on the one you wanna approach either in a bar or a restaurant. Enjoy, and do not forget to share with your friends.

Are you the terms and conditions? BEcause I don’t go give a fuck what you say

Are you the terms and conditions? Because I don’t go give a fuck what you say

Ugh why are you here, because I your fallen angel, oh really what my name, fineness screw off emo fucker

I just ate some skittles – wanna taste the rainbow?

Do you work at Subway – cuz you just gave me a footlong!

Do you have a keg in your pants cuz I’d like to tap that!

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!

There are 206 bones in the body, want another?

If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you’d be a McGorgeous!

Are you a hurricane cuz your blowing me away!

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again!

Screw me if I’m wrong but haven’t we met before?

Is your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got some nice looking buns!

Is your last name Campbell? Cuz you look mm mm good!

And the always classic: There’s a party in my pants and your invited!

I lost my number…Can I borrow yours?

You have (how ever many bones are in the body). Would you like another one?

That shirt looks becoming on you. I’m sure I’d be coming if I were on you too.

Boy: Fat penguin Girl: excuse me? Boy: I just wanted to say something that would break the ice

Girl your like a car accident, cause I can’t look away.

You’re ugly, but you intrigue me…

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk y the second time?

I forgot my phone number, can I have yours?

If you were Sprite, I would obey my thirst.

you my not be the best looking woman, but beauty is only a light switch away.

if your going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

your face reminds me of a wrench, every time i think of it, my balls tighten up.

“Hey”. It’s a casual, colloquial greeting. It shows that you don’t take yourself too seriously.

“Baby”. We’re already starting off the relationship with a term of endearment.

“Nice shoes”. Complimenting a woman’s attire is a smart move. You’re showing her that you pay attention to the little details, and that you appreciate the time and effort she put into looking nice.

“Nice shoes”. Complimenting a woman’s attire is a smart move. You’re showing her that you pay attention to the little details, and that you appreciate the time and effort she put into looking nice.

“Wanna”. There we go with casual colloquialisms again. Plus, you’re asking her opinion, and giving her a choice. You are empowering the woman by this word.

Lame Pick Up Lines

Are you the terms and conditions? BEcause I don’t go give a fuck what you say

Ugh why are you here, because I your fallen angel, oh really what my name, fineness screw off emo fucker

I just ate some skittles – wanna taste the rainbow?

Do you work at Subway – cuz you just gave me a footlong!

Do you have a keg in your pants cuz I’d like to tap that!

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!

There are 206 bones in the body, want another?

If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you’d be a McGorgeous!

Are you a hurricane cuz your blowing me away!

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again!

Screw me if I’m wrong but haven’t we met before?

Is your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got some nice looking buns!

Is your last name Campbell? Cuz you look mm mm good!

And the always classic: There’s a party in my pants and your invited!

I lost my number…Can I borrow yours?

You have (how ever many bones are in the body). Would you like another one?

That shirt looks becoming on you. I’m sure I’d be coming if I were on you too.

Boy: Fat penguin Girl: excuse me? Boy: I just wanted to say something that would break the ice

Girl your like a car accident, cause I can’t look away.

You’re ugly, but you intrigue me…

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk y the second time?

I forgot my phone number, can I have yours?

If you were Sprite, I would obey my thirst.

you my not be the best looking woman, but beauty is only a light switch away.

if your going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

your face reminds me of a wrench, every time i think of it, my balls tighten up.

“Hey”. It’s a casual, colloquial greeting. It shows that you don’t take yourself too seriously.

“Baby”. We’re already starting off the relationship with a term of endearment.

“Nice shoes”. Complimenting a woman’s attire is a smart move. You’re showing her that you pay attention to the little details, and that you appreciate the time and effort she put into looking nice.

“Wanna”. There we go with casual colloquialisms again. Plus, you’re asking her opinion, and giving her a choice. You are empowering the woman by this word.

Are u from Cingular, cuz ur raising my bars

I feel like a polar bear cuz i’m breaking the ice

if I had a nickle for everytime I saw u, I’d have five cents(my favorite one lol)

Is your name Mickey? Cause girl, you’re so fine

I have a serious question on a scale of 1-9 can I have your phone number?