Are you Jewish? Because you Israeli hot

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Which commandment do you wanna break?

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Hi sister/brother! Baby I’d nail you harder then we nailed Jesus to that cross.

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Shabbat Shalom! Did it hurt when you wrestled with Jacob (because you’re an angel)!

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Shalom Aleikhem! Girl, i wish you were a torah, so i could undress you and run my yad all up and down your columns…

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Hey! Let’s climb the date palm and go straight to the date.

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Hey! Can I part your red sea?

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Shabbat Shalom! Girl I’m serving in the IDF & that’s not the only thing that’s hard

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Hi sister/brother! Your father must have been a rabbi because he stole the vowels from the Torah and put them in your eyes.

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Do you want to try my Hebrew national hotdog?

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Hey! Do you want to blow my shofar

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Shalom! You must bring out a whole new meaning to Chanukkah, because the fire in our eyes will never burn out!

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Hey! Are you Jewish? Because the way you’re looking at me, I’m beginning to think Jewish I would kiss you.

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Hi sister/brother! If your left leg is Rosh Hashanah and your right leg is Yom Kippur, can I visit you during the days of Awe?

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Shabbat Shalom! That yarmulke would look great on my bedroom floor!

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Hi sister/brother! I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years.

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Hi sister/brother! Why do they make 2 piece bikinis? To separate the dairy from the meat!!

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Shabbat Shalom! Once you go Jew, nothing else will do.

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