Jewish Pick Up Lines

The best collection of Jewish pick up lines which are religious pick up lines that are sort of respectful and sometimes funny, they are guaranteed to work on respectful people!

Are you Jewish? Because you Israeli hot

Which commandment do you wanna break?
Hi sister/brother! Baby I’d nail you harder then we nailed Jesus to that cross.

Shabbat Shalom! Did it hurt when you wrestled with Jacob (because you’re an angel)!

Shalom Aleikhem! Girl, i wish you were a torah, so i could undress you and run my yad all up and down your columns…

Hey! Let’s climb the date palm and go straight to the date.

Shabbat Shalom! Girl I’m serving in the IDF & that’s not the only thing that’s hard

Hey! Can I part your red sea?

Hi sister/brother! Your father must have been a rabbi because he stole the vowels from the Torah and put them in your eyes.

Do you want to try my Hebrew national hotdog?

Hey! Do you want to blow my shofar

Shalom! You must bring out a whole new meaning to Chanukkah, because the fire in our eyes will never burn out!

Hey! Are you Jewish? Because the way you’re looking at me, I’m beginning to think Jewish I would kiss you.

Hi sister/brother! If your left leg is Rosh Hashanah and your right leg is Yom Kippur, can I visit you during the days of Awe?

Shabbat Shalom! That yarmulke would look great on my bedroom floor!

Hi sister/brother! I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years.

Hi sister/brother! Why do they make 2 piece bikinis? To separate the dairy from the meat!!

Shabbat Shalom! Once you go Jew, nothing else will do.

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