Are you Jewish? Because you Israeli hot
Which commandment do you wanna break?
Hi sister/brother! Baby I’d nail you harder then we nailed Jesus to that cross.
Shabbat Shalom! Did it hurt when you wrestled with Jacob (because you’re an angel)!
Shalom Aleikhem! Girl, i wish you were a torah, so i could undress you and run my yad all up and down your columns…
Hey! Let’s climb the date palm and go straight to the date.
Hey! Can I part your red sea?
Shabbat Shalom! Girl I’m serving in the IDF & that’s not the only thing that’s hard
Hi sister/brother! Your father must have been a rabbi because he stole the vowels from the Torah and put them in your eyes.
Do you want to try my Hebrew national hotdog?