Jewish Pick Up Lines

Are you Jewish? Because you Israeli hot

Which commandment do you wanna break?

Hi sister/brother! Baby I’d nail you harder then we nailed Jesus to that cross.

Shabbat Shalom! Did it hurt when you wrestled with Jacob (because you’re an angel)!

Shalom Aleikhem! Girl, i wish you were a torah, so i could undress you and run my yad all up and down your columns…

Hey! Let’s climb the date palm and go straight to the date.

Hey! Can I part your red sea?

Shabbat Shalom! Girl I’m serving in the IDF & that’s not the only thing that’s hard

Hi sister/brother! Your father must have been a rabbi because he stole the vowels from the Torah and put them in your eyes.

Do you want to try my Hebrew national hotdog?