James Bond Pick Up Lines
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond Pick Up Lines
James Bond Pick Up Lines
Are you doing anything on Saturday? Wait, I just checked–you’re not.
Are you doing anything on Saturday? Wait, I just checked–you’re not.
James Bond Pick Up Lines
Are you the CIA? Because I don’t think the president gave you permission to torture me with those good looks.
Are you the CIA? Because I don’t think the president gave you permission to torture me with those good looks.
James Bond Pick Up Lines
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my chat log reviews all day.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my chat log reviews all day.
James Bond Pick Up Lines
Baby your Verizon line ain’t the only thing I’m tryna tap
Baby your Verizon line ain’t the only thing I’m tryna tap
James Bond Pick Up Lines
Bond: “That gun, it looks more fitting for a woman.” Largo: “You know much about guns, Mr. Bond?” Bond: “No, but I know a little about women.”
Bond: “That gun, it looks more fitting for a woman.” Largo: “You know much about guns, Mr. Bond?” Bond: “No, but I know a little about women.”
James Bond Pick Up Lines
Bond… James Bond.
Bond… James Bond.
James Bond Pick Up Lines
Could you help me find my stationary?
Could you help me find my stationary?
James Bond Pick Up Lines
Della Leiter: “Oh, James, would you mind? Felix is still in the study and we’ve got to cut this cake.” James Bond: “I’ll do anything for a woman with a knife.”
Della Leiter: “Oh, James, would you mind? Felix is still in the study and we’ve got to cut this cake.” James Bond: “I’ll do anything for a woman with a knife.”
James Bond Pick Up Lines
Do you believe in love at first sight, or did I misunderstand your search history?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or did I misunderstand your search history?
James Bond Pick Up Lines
Domino: “How do you know my friends call me Domino?” James Bond: “It’s on the bracelet on your ankle.” Domino: “So . . . what sharp little eyes you’ve got.” James Bond: “Wait till you get to my teeth.” Eve: “That was hardly my best shot.” James Bond: “I’m not sure I could survive your best.” Eve: “I doubt you’ll get the chance.”
Domino: “How do you know my friends call me Domino?” James Bond: “It’s on the bracelet on your ankle.” Domino: “So . . . what sharp little eyes you’ve got.” James Bond: “Wait till you […]
James Bond Pick Up Lines
Fancy a shag? My other car is an Aston Martin. I have a huge apendege.
Fancy a shag? My other car is an Aston Martin. I have a huge apendege.
James Bond Pick Up Lines
Female Receptionist: Could I interest you in something?
Female Receptionist: Could I interest you in something?
James Bond Pick Up Lines
James Bond: I’m tempted to say yes immediately but I think I’d maybe have a look around.
James Bond: I’m tempted to say yes immediately but I think I’d maybe have a look around.
James Bond Pick Up Lines
Girl, you must have fallen from heaven because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.
Girl, you must have fallen from heaven because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.
James Bond Pick Up Lines
Good day darling, how would you liek to bond?
Good day darling, how would you liek to bond?
James Bond Pick Up Lines
Helga Brandt: “I’ve got you now.” James Bond: “Well, enjoy yourself.” Hello. Yes, I’m British. Honey Ryder: Looking for shells? James Bond: No. I’m just looking. Hotel Receptionist: “I have a message for you.” James Bond: “I think you just delivered it.”
Helga Brandt: “I’ve got you now.” James Bond: “Well, enjoy yourself.” Hello. Yes, I’m British. Honey Ryder: Looking for shells? James Bond: No. I’m just looking. Hotel Receptionist: “I have a message for you.” James […]
