I’m addicted to you like an aunty to chai.

91

I’ll delete my shaadi.com profile for you.

79

Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!

80

You’re so fine, I bet YOU reject rickshaw-wallahs.

81

You’re a Salman fan? I love SRK! I’ve always wanted to have mixed race babies.

83

Our relationship is so strong, it would survive a season of Bigg Boss.

88

Tu jaanti nahin mera baap kaun hai.

81

I wanna do things to you that are dirtier than all of India’s water bodies combined.

86

One date and I’ll swachh you off your feet.

79

I’ll have my mum send a rishta to yours.

50