I’m addicted to you like an aunty to chai.

I’ll delete my shaadi.com profile for you.

Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!

You’re so fine, I bet YOU reject rickshaw-wallahs.

You’re a Salman fan? I love SRK! I’ve always wanted to have mixed race babies.

Our relationship is so strong, it would survive a season of Bigg Boss.

Tu jaanti nahin mera baap kaun hai.

I wanna do things to you that are dirtier than all of India’s water bodies combined.

One date and I’ll swachh you off your feet.

I’ll have my mum send a rishta to yours.