I’m addicted to you like an aunty to chai.

114

I’ll delete my shaadi.com profile for you.

100

Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!

102

You’re so fine, I bet YOU reject rickshaw-wallahs.

99

You’re a Salman fan? I love SRK! I’ve always wanted to have mixed race babies.

103

Our relationship is so strong, it would survive a season of Bigg Boss.

110

Tu jaanti nahin mera baap kaun hai.

101

I wanna do things to you that are dirtier than all of India’s water bodies combined.

107

One date and I’ll swachh you off your feet.

102

I’ll have my mum send a rishta to yours.

68

You’re so hot, you put the desi in desirable

43

If you like bananas come with me cause I’m akela.

43

Hey do you eat a lot of eggplant cause that body is bengan!

43

Hey I don’t like to brag but I have a 10 year U.S. visa.

47

You look like you could use some hot chocolate.

40

Twinkle twinkle little star, will you be my pehla pyaar? Up above the world so high, I’m not even scared of your bada bhai.

46

My life without you is like bhel without chutney.

44

Our kundalis are a perfect match!

41

Girl, were you born on Diwali? Because you are a Pataka.

50

I’m like dal, hot, spicy and I’ll fill you up.

37