I’m addicted to you like an aunty to chai.

15

I’ll delete my shaadi.com profile for you.

13

Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!

14

You’re so fine, I bet YOU reject rickshaw-wallahs.

12

I’ve never had to ‘Ask The Sexpert’

12

You’re a Salman fan? I love SRK! I’ve always wanted to have mixed race babies.

14

Our relationship is so strong, it would survive a season of Bigg Boss.

15

Tu jaanti nahin mera baap kaun hai.

14

I wanna do things to you that are dirtier than all of India’s water bodies combined.

18

One date and I’ll swachh you off your feet.

15