I’m addicted to you like an aunty to chai.
I’ll delete my shaadi.com profile for you.
Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!
You’re so fine, I bet YOU reject rickshaw-wallahs.
I’ve never had to ‘Ask The Sexpert’
You’re a Salman fan? I love SRK! I’ve always wanted to have mixed race babies.
Our relationship is so strong, it would survive a season of Bigg Boss.
Tu jaanti nahin mera baap kaun hai.
I wanna do things to you that are dirtier than all of India’s water bodies combined.
One date and I’ll swachh you off your feet.
Go out with me and you won’t be sari.
I’ll have my mum send a rishta to yours.
You’re so hot, you put the desi in desirable
If you like bananas come with me cause I’m akela.
Hey do you eat a lot of eggplant cause that body is bengan!
Hey I don’t like to brag but I have a 10 year U.S. visa.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate.
Twinkle twinkle little star, will you be my pehla pyaar? Up above the world so high, I’m not even scared of your bada bhai.
My life without you is like bhel without chutney.
Our kundalis are a perfect match!
Girl, were you born on Diwali? Because you are a Pataka.
I’m like dal, hot, spicy and I’ll fill you up.
Do you eat a lot of pizza because tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
Are you smog? Because you take my breath away.
Well, it’s all you. You bring the best out of me.
Do you have a license? Coz you’re driving me crazy!
One night with me and you’ll feel like the Ganga.. Wet, dirty, and constantly moving
Baby the sun isn’t shining, because I can’t see you.
Hey girl, do u have a bandaid, because I scraped my knee falling for u!
Hey babe, you look cold want some hot chocolate?
Baby you’re like my deepam, you light up my world
Baby my LAÜ for you is greater than my LAÜ for BHEEF.
You are the filling in my dosa, spicing up my life!
Baby, without you, I am like a puri. Empty
Baby you are spicier than my tandoori chicken.
Baby you are so hot that my butter melts faster on you than it does on my roti
Baby when I see you, kuch kuch hota hai
Do you like raita? Cause I’d like to get raita up on you.
Are you wearing a saree? Because you will be saree if you don’t go out with me.
Beta I am your dhol. Bang me all you want.
You are like chutney, you spice up my life.
Your butt is rounder than my idlis.
Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you.
You put the desi in desirable.
Baby, you are sweeter than my jalebi.
You sweeter than the gulabjamuns in my bowl.
You are hotter than the masala in my dosas.
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