One way or another I’m going to make love to you tonight but I’d rather you be there.
Do you know that your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
If you don’t want to have kids with me can we at least practice?
Do you have a Band Aid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on stunning.
Your body’s name must be Visa; because it’s everywhere I want to be.
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kicking!
Was your Dad an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on this planet!