One way or another I’m going to make love to you tonight but I’d rather you be there.

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Do you know that your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?

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Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

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That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

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If you don’t want to have kids with me can we at least practice?

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Do you have a Band Aid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.

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Excuse me, do you have any raisins? No? Well, can I at least have a date?

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If you were a laser, you’d be set on stunning.

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Your body’s name must be Visa; because it’s everywhere I want to be.

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