For the first time. Pickupliness provides you the best and biggest collection of inappropriate pick up lines that are actually not high guaranteed to work every time you use them, because they are not appropriate for everybody, but they may work with some kind of people.
One way or another I’m going to make love to you tonight but I’d rather you be there.
Do you know that your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
If you don’t want to have kids with me can we at least practice?
Do you have a Band Aid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on stunning.
Your body’s name must be Visa; because it’s everywhere I want to be.
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kicking!
Was your Dad an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on this planet!
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Are you busy tonight around 3 AM?
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams?
Was your dad a farmer? Because I’m loving those melons.
If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
I can’t find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, could I visit you between the holidays?
Just call me milk; I’ll do your body good.
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