One way or another I’m going to make love to you tonight but I’d rather you be there.

Do you know that your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?

Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

If you don’t want to have kids with me can we at least practice?

Do you have a Band Aid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? No? Well, can I at least have a date?

If you were a laser, you’d be set on stunning.

Your body’s name must be Visa; because it’s everywhere I want to be.