Nice skates… Wanna puck?

105

You know, less teeth means more tongue.

108

If you were a puck, I’d never shoot. Because I would always miss you.

109

The ref better give me 2 for hooking… Because I’m hooked on you

149

What do you say we drop the gloves and go at it?

89

Hey girl…what’s your name-stnikov?

105

I promise I’m good for more than just a one-timer.

107

Im ready to get a 5 min miscounduct. Cause I am ready to hit you from behind tonight.

192

I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.

138

Are you a hockey player? Because DAMNboni

104

I just committed a penalty, can I spend 2 minutes in your box?

65

I can’t dangle or snipe but after your game I can teach you how to celly

60

Hey baby, I’d like to violate your faceoff

63

Hey checkout how long my point streak is!

61

Hey girl. help me take off this yellow jersey, because i just got cleared for contact.

63

Call icing on me, I’ll blow your whistle.

65

I’ll slam you into a wall like Wayne Gretzky.

61

I didn’t get a goal tonight, but I feel like I could score right now

63

I have a hockey match tmr but I’d rather score with you

64

How about we drop the gloves and go for it?

71