Nice skates… Wanna puck?
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
If you were a puck, I’d never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking… Because I’m hooked on you
What do you say we drop the gloves and go at it?
Hey girl…what’s your name-stnikov?
I promise I’m good for more than just a one-timer.
Im ready to get a 5 min miscounduct. Cause I am ready to hit you from behind tonight.
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
Are you a hockey player? Because DAMNboni