Nice skates… Wanna puck?

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You know, less teeth means more tongue.

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If you were a puck, I’d never shoot. Because I would always miss you.

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The ref better give me 2 for hooking… Because I’m hooked on you

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What do you say we drop the gloves and go at it?

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Hey girl…what’s your name-stnikov?

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I promise I’m good for more than just a one-timer.

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Im ready to get a 5 min miscounduct. Cause I am ready to hit you from behind tonight.

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I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.

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Are you a hockey player? Because DAMNboni

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