Hockey Pick Up Lines

If you were a puck, I’d never shoot. Because I would always miss you.

The ref better give me 2 for hooking… Because I’m hooked on you

What do you say we drop the gloves and go at it?

Hey girl…what’s your name-stnikov?

I promise I’m good for more than just a one-timer.

Im ready to get a 5 min miscounduct. Cause I am ready to hit you from behind tonight.

I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.

Are you a hockey player? Because DAMNboni

I just committed a penalty, can I spend 2 minutes in your box?

I can’t dangle or snipe but after your game I can teach you how to celly

Hey baby, I’d like to violate your faceoff

Hey checkout how long my point streak is!

Hey girl. help me take off this yellow jersey, because i just got cleared for contact.

Call icing on me, I’ll blow your whistle.

I’ll slam you into a wall like Wayne Gretzky.

I didn’t get a goal tonight, but I feel like I could score right now

I have a hockey match tmr but I’d rather score with you

How about we drop the gloves and go for it?

I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.

I’d love to serve a five minute major in your box.

Wanna ride my Zam-boner?

I bet I can score on your five-hole.

My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.

Hi my name’s Stanley, wanna see my cup?

If you were a puck I’d never shoot. I’d always miss you.

Can I slip one past your tendy?

You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick, wait until you see mine.

You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Come home with me and you won’t be thinking that much longer

Let me show you that I’m good for more than just a one-timer

Wanna see my Wellwood?

I’ve been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight

Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number