I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.
You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.
Did you say “Petrificus Totalus”? Because you’ve made me stiff.
Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?
Wanna make me moan like Myrtle?
Speak Parseltongue to me and I’ll let my snake out.
Are you a Dementor? Because you just took my breath away.
What do you say we go look for the Room of Requirement?