I can be your house elf. I’ll do whatever you want and I don’t need any clothes.
You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.
Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
I’m very interested in exploring your Chamber of Secrets.
Wow, when I said “Accio hottie”, I didn’t expect it to work!
I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!
We may not be in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you sure are charming!
I need to learn Occlumency, because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.
The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.
I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.
You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.
Did you say “Petrificus Totalus”? Because you’ve made me stiff.
Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?
Wanna make me moan like Myrtle?
Speak Parseltongue to me and I’ll let my snake out.
Are you a Dementor? Because you just took my breath away.
What do you say we go look for the Room of Requirement?