Harry Potter pick up lines

  • Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I’m up to no good.
  • We may not be in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you still are charming.
  • Are you a Snitch? Because you’re by far the greatest catch here.
  • I don’t need the mirror of Erised to know that you’re everything I desire.
  • I must need Occlumency, because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.
  • Girl, are you sure you’re a muggle cause I’d swear that ass is magical!
  • Did you slip some Firewhiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?
  • I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
  • Do you speak parseltongue, because you’re making my snake rise.
  • Are you sure you’re not a Dementor? Because I’m sure I’d die if you kissed me.
  • Lets see if your sword will fit into my sorting hat.
  • Did you order some Felix Felicis? Cause you’re about to get lucky!
  • Hey draco, I like your bed. can i slytherin?
  • Did you just use the stupify charm or are you a natural stunner?
  • I don’t need accio to make you come.
  • You don’t even have to say “Luminos Maxima” to turn me on!
  • What do you say we disapparate out of here?
  • Would you like a butterbeer? It’s a portkey. Next thing you know we’ll be back at my place.
  • I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I’d do anything for you.
  • I can be your house elf. I’ll do whatever you want and I don’t need any clothes.
  • You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.
  • Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
  • I’m very interested in exploring your Chamber of Secrets.
  • Wow, when I said “Accio hottie”, I didn’t expect it to work!
  • I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!
  • We may not be in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you sure are charming!
  • I need to learn Occlumency, because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.
  • The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
  • Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.
  • I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.
  • You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.
  • Did you say “Petrificus Totalus”? Because you’ve made me stiff.
  • Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?
  • Wanna make me moan like Myrtle?
  • Speak Parseltongue to me and I’ll let my snake out.
  • Are you a Dementor? Because you just took my breath away.
  • What do you say we go look for the Room of Requirement?