Wanna help me fire off some blanks!
Wanna help me fire off some blanks!
Wanna help me fire off some blanks!
My energy sword helped me fire your ring
lets play ctf and il beat you with my flag
ill be the base u be the bomb and you blow me up
As soon as I came near you, the announcer said “unfreakinbelievable” and I would tend to agree.
You are impressed with how I handle my sniper? You should see what I can do with the weapon I pack under my armor.
I’m like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode.
eyeing the breast plate* I am a master dual wielder. Mind if I give those a go?
I was following the indicator of where to score and it brought me to you.
FORGET THAT! PLAYING DOCTOR IS FOR KIDS! LET’S PLAY GYNECOLOGIST.
(LOOK DOWN AT YOUR CROTCH) IT’S NOT JUST GOING TO SUCK ITSELF.
ARE YOU IMPRESSED WITH HOW I HANDLE MY SNIPER? YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT I CAN DO WITH THE WEAPON I PACK UNDER MY ARMOR.
COME ON, LET’S DO IT HIPPOGRIFF STYLE!
DO YOU NEED A MAGNUM BECA– USE I’VE GOT ONE RIGHT HERE FOR YOU. IN MY PANTS.
EXC– USE ME, I THINK YOU HAVE SOMETHING IN YOUR EYE. OH WAIT, IT’S JUST A SPARKLE.
I think something is wrong with my auto-aim, i can’t take my eyes off you.
I can see myself sharing XP with you for the rest of my life.
Baby when I’m with you I can noscope In ways you can only dream of.
Was your dad a space marine? Cause your booty’s out of this world.
Baby, stay close to me and you’ll feel all better!
Is that a Boltshot in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
My sticky detonator will always hit you in the right spot to make you explode!
I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?
You’re just like an RPG! I can’t wait to take you home, unwrap you, put it in, and then grind away until the sun rises.
Baby! I’ve got the longest rifle in the whole arsenal.
You know how the Rookie went down for Dare? Let’s just say I would gladly do the same for you.
My heas isn’t the only thing that’s long.
I don’t usually smoke cigars, But when i do my barrels runs hot.
Time to score my flag in your base!
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