Gym Pick Up Lines

“Can you close the bracelet for me?”

Hey, I like the way you elliptical.

“Do you think that class instructor good?”

“Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?”

I noticed you’re not doing something right. You’re not lifting with me!

I’m gonna have my whey with you tonight!

“Can you teach me how to use this machine?”

“Do you know any workout to reduce the breast size? Mine is a bit too big to handle.”

“I never do this, but I think you’re cute and I got tired of waiting for you to talk to me.”

“That’s a stain on my bra top, isn’t obvious?” (pointing to the breast)

“They say missionary position help men to work out the chest and triceps, is it true?”

“Is that a train in your pants, or are you just happy to see me noticing how big your dick is?”

“Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.”

“Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.”

“I’m afraid that I have to ask you to leave. Your sexy body is making other girls here look really bad.”

“Can I take your picture with my camera phone? I want Santa Claus to know exactly what I want for this Christmas.”

“I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.”

“Are your legs tired? You have been running in my mind all day.”

“I’ve got a 6 inch tongue and please teach me know how to use it.”

“Hello. If I tell you my balls are bigger than my biceps, will you believe?”

“Hi, my name’s [name]. Remember it, you’ll be screaming it later tonight.”

“Nice legs you have! What time do they open?”

Are you a boxer? How about you get on your knees and give me two blows to the head?

Are you a high jumper because you make my bar go up.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!

Are you into fitness? How about fitting my thingy into your thingy?

Are you using that adductor machine so you can crush me between your thighs later?

Are your legs tired? You have been running in my mind all day.

Can I get your jersey? Your name and number?

Can you close the bracelet for me?

Can you teach me how to use this machine?

Did you hear the latest health report? It said you’re supposed to increase your intake of vitamin ME.

Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?

Do you have a band-aid? Because I’m cut!

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Do you have any tape? Because I’m totally ripped.

Do you know any workout to reduce the breast size? Mine is a bit too big to handle.

Do you know karate? Cause your body is really kicking.

Do you squat here often?

Do you think that class instructor good?

Do you want me to spot you while you do those squats?

Did you fart? Because you blew me away