You’re so beautiful, you just made me forget my pickup line.

Besides being gorgeous, what do you do for a living?

Hey baby, lets turn off our firewalls and connect our Ethernet cable.

Has anyone ever told you you look like (insert beautiful, famous celebrity she slightly resembles)?

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Your father must be a thief because he stole the brightest star in the sky and put it in your eyes

You look so familiar to me. Have we met before?

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Is your daddy a hunter. ’cause your such a fox!

I’m sorry, were you talking to me?” [No.] ” Well then, please start.”

Is your dad a boxer? “No Why?” Because your one hell of a knock out!!!

Is your dad a donkey? Cause you have a great ass!