You’re so beautiful, you just made me forget my pickup line.

Besides being gorgeous, what do you do for a living?

Hey baby, lets turn off our firewalls and connect our Ethernet cable.

Has anyone ever told you you look like (insert beautiful, famous celebrity she slightly resembles)?


Your father must be a thief because he stole the brightest star in the sky and put it in your eyes

You look so familiar to me. Have we met before?


Is your daddy a hunter. ’cause your such a fox!

I’m sorry, were you talking to me?” [No.] ” Well then, please start.”

Is your dad a boxer? “No Why?” Because your one hell of a knock out!!!

Is your dad a donkey? Cause you have a great ass!