You’re so beautiful, you just made me forget my pickup line.

146

Besides being gorgeous, what do you do for a living?

118

Hey baby, lets turn off our firewalls and connect our Ethernet cable.

147

Has anyone ever told you you look like (insert beautiful, famous celebrity she slightly resembles)?

127

Your father must be a thief because he stole the brightest star in the sky and put it in your eyes – See Funny Pick Up Lines

157

You look so familiar to me. Have we met before?

171

Is your daddy a hunter. ’cause your such a fox!

125

I’m sorry, were you talking to me?” [No.] ” Well then, please start.”

134

Is your dad a boxer? “No Why?” Because your one hell of a knock out!!!

124

Is your dad a donkey? Cause you have a great ass!

134

Is your dad a lock smith because you have the keys to my heart.

88

I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that.

85

Hey, you have great energy. Where do you get it from?…

90

(Walk up to a woman, pause, and look, shake your head admiringly and say) Mission accomplished!

83

I’ve been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.

81

Baby your so sweet you would put Hershey’s out of business

90

Is your name country crock, cause you can spread for me anytime.

83

You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life

93

Could you please step away from the bar ? You’re melting all the ice

81

You’re so hot ; a firefighter couldn’t put you out .

83