Pick Up Lines For Guys

Hey baby, lets turn off our firewalls and connect our Ethernet cable.

Has anyone ever told you you look like (insert beautiful, famous celebrity she slightly resembles)?

Your father must be a thief because he stole the brightest star in the sky and put it in your eyes – See Funny Pick Up Lines

You look so familiar to me. Have we met before?

Is your daddy a hunter. ‘cause your such a fox!

I’m sorry, were you talking to me?” [No.] ” Well then, please start.”

Is your dad a boxer? “No Why?” Because your one hell of a knock out!!!

Is your dad a donkey? Cause you have a great ass!

Is your dad a lock smith because you have the keys to my heart.

I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that.

Hey, you have great energy. Where do you get it from?…

(Walk up to a woman, pause, and look, shake your head admiringly and say) Mission accomplished!

I’ve been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.

Baby your so sweet you would put Hershey’s out of business

Is your name country crock, cause you can spread for me anytime.

You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life

Could you please step away from the bar ? You’re melting all the ice

You’re so hot ; a firefighter couldn’t put you out .

The only thing I want between our relationship is latex

Hey, I lost my gun holester can I use yours?

Do you handle chickens because you look like you’d be good with cocks

I Have Raisins How Bout a Date

I’m an Astronaut and my next mission is to go to URANUS

Slow down, sugar, because Im a diabetic!

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

I have 4 words for you “Hol I Day Inn”.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I’ll even give you a shoe

Allow me to rescue you from your crowd of admirers.

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.