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Goofy Pick Up Lines

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Goofy Pick Up Lines

Do you alway wear your shoes over your socks?

Do you alway wear your shoes over your socks?

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Are you O.K.? because it’s a long fall from heaven.

Are you O.K.? because it’s a long fall from heaven.

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My name is Peter Pan, cuz I can take you to Never Never Land.

My name is Peter Pan, cuz I can take you to Never Never Land.

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Are you Sweadish? cuz you’re the sweetish girl I’ve met!

Are you Sweadish? cuz you’re the sweetish girl I’ve met!

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Hey honey, I got money!

Hey honey, I got money!

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Hi, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you.

Hi, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you.

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If beauty were measured in seconds, you’d be an hour!

If beauty were measured in seconds, you’d be an hour!

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Hey baby, got any cavities?

Hey baby, got any cavities?

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Are you tired? cuz you’ve been running around in my mind all day!

Are you tired? cuz you’ve been running around in my mind all day!

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Hi, will you reject me if I try and pick you up?

Hi, will you reject me if I try and pick you up?

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Nice socks, can I try them on?

Nice socks, can I try them on?

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Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?

Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?

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Hey, somebody farted. Lets get out of here!

Hey, somebody farted. Lets get out of here!

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If I filp a coin what are my chances of getting head?

If I filp a coin what are my chances of getting head?

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I’m gay but you might just turn me straight.

I’m gay but you might just turn me straight.

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It may be a needle, but it works like a sewing machine

It may be a needle, but it works like a sewing machine

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My body is telling me yes. I hope yours is doing the same thing.

My body is telling me yes. I hope yours is doing the same thing.

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Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?

Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?

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My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.

My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.

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