Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I’d like to see you on a T?

68

After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.

83

Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.

82

I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?

82

Wanna be my caddy? You look like you’d be a great ball-washer.

67

So what’s it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?

71

Your putt looks great in those jeans.

86

Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won’t do for anyone on the PGA tour? I’ll let you beat me.

89

I’m a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?

88

Are you sure you aren’t all four majors because you would be agrand slam?

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