Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I’d like to see you on a T?
After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
Wanna be my caddy? You look like you’d be a great ball-washer.
So what’s it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
Your putt looks great in those jeans.
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won’t do for anyone on the PGA tour? I’ll let you beat me.
I’m a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?
Are you sure you aren’t all four majors because you would be agrand slam?