Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I’d like to see you on a T?
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.
I hope you like it rough because I don’t replace my divots.
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
Your putt looks great in those jeans.
Wanna be my caddy? You look like you’d be a great ball-washer.
So what’s it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?