Funny Collection Of Golf Pick Up Lines; Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I’d like to see you on a T?
Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I’d like to see you on a T?
After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
Wanna be my caddy? You look like you’d be a great ball-washer.
So what’s it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
Your putt looks great in those jeans.
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won’t do for anyone on the PGA tour? I’ll let you beat me.
I’m a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?
Are you sure you aren’t all four majors because you would be agrand slam?
Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.
I’m still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.
Damn, girl. You’ve got the nicest boobs I’ve seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
Do you want me to pull it?
I’m known on the tour for having a lengthy club.
Does a bear crap in the woods? No, but I’m willing to screw in them.
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
From the moment I saw you, I’ve had a vertical shaft angle.
Hello, more than friends.
Hey baby…can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?