Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I’d like to see you on a T?

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I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?

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After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.

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I hope you like it rough because I don’t replace my divots.

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Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.

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Your putt looks great in those jeans.

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I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?

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Wanna be my caddy? You look like you’d be a great ball-washer.

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I hope you like it rough because I don’t replace my divots.

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So what’s it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?

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