Do you like water ballons? Cause I’d love to touch yours.

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I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?

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Is that a banana in your pants cause I’ll ‘ape you

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Is your name Lionel?, cause your made my panties Messi. See Football Pick Up Lines

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Boy if you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber

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I’m thirsty, can i drink you?

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Is that your phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me (:

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I’m easy, but it looks like you are hard.

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Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!

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