Do you like water ballons? Cause I’d love to touch yours.
I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?
Nice package let me help unwrap that! – See Funny Pick Up Lines
Is that a banana in your pants cause I’ll ‘ape you
Is your name Lionel?, cause your made my panties Messi. See Football Pick Up Lines
Boy if you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber
I’m thirsty, can i drink you?
Is that your phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me (:
I’m easy, but it looks like you are hard.
Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!
My bed is broken, can I sleep in yours?
I wan’t you as I want my pizza, hot and ready.
A sweet girlfriend deserves a loyal boyfriend.
Just the thought of being with you tomorrow is enough to get me through the day.
If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?
Do you have a map? Because I’d like to find my way into your heart.
Hey, are you a keyword? Because you’re what I’ve been searching for on Google!
You stole my heart. That’s OK, though – I have another one at home in the fridge.
You look a lot like my future husband.
Can i check your pockets? Coz i think you stole my heart.