Do you like water ballons? Cause I’d love to touch yours.
I’m not wearing any socks and I’m wearing the panties to match.
I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?
My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?
Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight
Nice package let me help unwrap that! – See Funny Pick Up Lines
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
I don’t feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin
Is that a banana in your pants cause I’ll ‘ape you
Is your name Lionel?, cause your made my panties Messi. See Football Pick Up Lines