I’m not wearing any socks and I’m wearing the panties to match.

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I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?

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My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?

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Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight

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Nice package let me help unwrap that!

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Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

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I don’t feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin

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Is that a banana in your pants cause I’ll ‘ape you

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Do you have a napkin? You’re making me wet

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