Do you like water ballons? Cause I’d love to touch yours.

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I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?

174

Is that a banana in your pants cause I’ll ‘ape you

144

Boy if you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber

146

I’m thirsty, can i drink you?

181

Is that your phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me (:

183

I’m easy, but it looks like you are hard.

196

Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!

177

My bed is broken, can I sleep in yours?

125

I wan’t you as I want my pizza, hot and ready.

134

A sweet girlfriend deserves a loyal boyfriend.

136

Just the thought of being with you tomorrow is enough to get me through the day.

127

If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?

127

Do you have a map? Because I’d like to find my way into your heart.

128

Hey, are you a keyword? Because you’re what I’ve been searching for on Google!

132

You stole my heart. That’s OK, though – I have another one at home in the fridge.

128

You look a lot like my future husband.

121

Can i check your pockets? Coz i think you stole my heart.

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