Do you like water ballons? Cause I’d love to touch yours.

147

I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?

138

Is that a banana in your pants cause I’ll ‘ape you

111

Boy if you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber

110

I’m thirsty, can i drink you?

145

Is that your phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me (:

148

I’m easy, but it looks like you are hard.

160

Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!

139

My bed is broken, can I sleep in yours?

92

I wan’t you as I want my pizza, hot and ready.

100

A sweet girlfriend deserves a loyal boyfriend.

99

Just the thought of being with you tomorrow is enough to get me through the day.

94

If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?

94

Do you have a map? Because I’d like to find my way into your heart.

95

Hey, are you a keyword? Because you’re what I’ve been searching for on Google!

97

You stole my heart. That’s OK, though – I have another one at home in the fridge.

92

You look a lot like my future husband.

88

Can i check your pockets? Coz i think you stole my heart.

97