Do you like water ballons? Cause I’d love to touch yours.

107

I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?

94

Is that a banana in your pants cause I’ll ‘ape you

74

Is your name Lionel?, cause your made my panties Messi. See Football Pick Up Lines

94

Boy if you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber

73

I’m thirsty, can i drink you?

99

Is that your phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me (:

102

I’m easy, but it looks like you are hard.

97

Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!

93