Do you like water ballons? Cause I’d love to touch yours.

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I’m not wearing any socks and I’m wearing the panties to match.

14

I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?

11

My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?

12

Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight

14

Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

12

I don’t feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin

12

Is that a banana in your pants cause I’ll ‘ape you

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