Do you like water ballons? Cause I’d love to touch yours.

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I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?

115

Is that a banana in your pants cause I’ll ‘ape you

90

Is your name Lionel?, cause your made my panties Messi. See Football Pick Up Lines

109

Boy if you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber

92

I’m thirsty, can i drink you?

121

Is that your phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me (:

124

I’m easy, but it looks like you are hard.

120

Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!

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