Do you like water ballons? Cause I’d love to touch yours.

160

I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?

151

Is that a banana in your pants cause I’ll ‘ape you

125

Boy if you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber

129

I’m thirsty, can i drink you?

161

Is that your phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me (:

165

I’m easy, but it looks like you are hard.

177

Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!

160

My bed is broken, can I sleep in yours?

108

I wan’t you as I want my pizza, hot and ready.

118

A sweet girlfriend deserves a loyal boyfriend.

116

Just the thought of being with you tomorrow is enough to get me through the day.

112

If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?

112

Do you have a map? Because I’d like to find my way into your heart.

114

Hey, are you a keyword? Because you’re what I’ve been searching for on Google!

118

You stole my heart. That’s OK, though – I have another one at home in the fridge.

110

You look a lot like my future husband.

106

Can i check your pockets? Coz i think you stole my heart.

114