Do you like water ballons? Cause I’d love to touch yours.
I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?
Nice package let me help unwrap that! – See Funny Pick Up Lines
Is that a banana in your pants cause I’ll ‘ape you
Is your name Lionel?, cause your made my panties Messi. See Football Pick Up Lines
Boy if you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber
I’m thirsty, can i drink you?
Is that your phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me (:
I’m easy, but it looks like you are hard.
Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!