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HomeGerman Pick Up Lines

German Pick Up Lines

Is your boy/girlfriend from germany or looking for new partners located there, I highly recommend for the following spectacular German pick up lines. They are cheesy pick up lines and funny as well, use them properly and surely you will get the opponent into your aspect. Enjoy them!!

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German Pick Up Lines

Ich weiß, Milch macht schön, aber wie viel hast du denn davon getrunken?! (I know milk makes beautiful but how much did you drink of it?)

Ich weiß,  Milch macht schön, aber wie viel hast du denn davon getrunken?! (I know milk makes beautiful but how much did you drink of it?)

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All diese Kurven und ich hab keine Bremsen! (All those curves and I don’t have any brakes.)

All diese Kurven und ich hab keine Bremsen! (All those curves and I don’t have any brakes.)

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Ich bin Schriftsteller und schreibe ein Telefonbuch. Deine Nummer fehlt mir aber noch. (I’m a writer and I write a phone book. But you number is still missing.)

Ich bin Schriftsteller und schreibe ein Telefonbuch. Deine Nummer fehlt mir aber noch. (I’m a writer and I write a phone book. But you number is still missing.)

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Du bist ja immer noch hier. Warum bist du nicht schon längst in meinem Bett? (You’re still here. Why aren’t you already in my bed?)

Du bist ja immer noch hier. Warum bist du nicht schon längst in meinem Bett? (You’re still here. Why aren’t you already in my bed?)

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I like to think that I’m like the Germans, since I can do both sides at once.

I like to think that I’m like the Germans, since I can do both sides at once.

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You make my heart inflate more than the German currency policy after World War I did to the Mark.

You make my heart inflate more than the German currency policy after World War I did to the Mark. See Funny Pick Up Lines

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Are you German, because I want to screw you like the Versailles treaty.

Are you German, because I want to screw you like the Versailles treaty.

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Ich liebe dich. (I love you.) !! or Ich hab’ dich lieb. (Love ya.)

Ich liebe dich. (I love you.) !! or Ich hab’ dich lieb. (Love ya.)

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Willst du mein Freund/meine Freundin sein? (Do you want to be my boyfriend/girlfriend?)

Willst du mein Freund/meine Freundin sein? (Do you want to be my boyfriend/girlfriend?)

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Willst du mit mir gehen? (Do you want to go out with me?)

Willst du mit mir gehen? (Do you want to go out with me?)

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Ich bin bis über beide Ohren verliebt. (I’m head over heels in love.)

Ich bin bis über beide Ohren verliebt. (I’m head over heels in love.)

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Ich steh’ auf dich. (I’m into you.)

Ich steh’ auf dich. (I’m into you.)

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Du hast wunderschöne Augen. (You have beautiful eyes.)

Du hast wunderschöne Augen. (You have beautiful eyes.)

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Sorry, ich möchte dich nicht dumm anmachen, aber ich hätte nichts dagegen, wenn du es tust. (Sorry, I don’t want to hit on you,but I wouldn’t mind if you did.)

Sorry, ich möchte dich nicht dumm anmachen, aber ich hätte nichts dagegen, wenn du es tust. (Sorry, I don’t want to hit on you,but I wouldn’t mind if you did.)

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würde gerne der Grund für Deine schlaflose Nacht sein. (I’d love to be the reason for your sleepless night.)

würde gerne der Grund für Deine schlaflose Nacht sein. (I’d love to be the reason for your sleepless night.)

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Hallo, ich stelle mich mal besser zu dir, sonst sprechen dich noch irgendwelche fremden Männer an. (Hi, I better come and stand next to you before some strangers decide to talk to you.)

Hallo, ich stelle mich mal besser zu dir, sonst sprechen dich noch irgendwelche fremden Männer an.  (Hi, I better come and stand next to you before some strangers decide to talk to you.)

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Ich bin so schlecht im Bett-das musst du erlebt haben! (I am so bad in bed-you need to experience it!)

Ich bin so schlecht im Bett-das musst du erlebt haben! (I am so bad in bed-you need to experience it!)

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Entschuldigung, aber auf welchen Anmachspruch würdest du denn am positivsten reagieren? (Sorry, but which pick up line would you like the best?)

Entschuldigung, aber auf welchen Anmachspruch würdest du denn am positivsten reagieren? (Sorry, but which pick up line would you like the best?)

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