If we were an earthquake… I’d be the S wave and you’d be the P wave, because you would be the first to come.

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Are you Geologist? Cause girl you’ve just given me a volcanic eruption! So hilarious!

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Hey girl are you sedimentary rock because I love how many layers there are to your personality.

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You girl, I’ll be Kaikab, you be Toroweap, and let’s have inter tonguing relationships

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Hey honey, why don’t you check out my cleavage?

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Baby, I’m harder than anything on the Moh’s Scale.

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Is that a pick axe in your pocket?

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You rock my world.

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Baby, opposites attract so why don’t you and me form an Ionic bond.

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I need to check your topography. Trust me, I’m a geologist.

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You’re causing a thermal expansion in my pants.

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I really dig you !

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My heart skips a beat when my eyes meteors.. cos you’re out of this world!

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Hey are you 10 on the Richter scale? Because you rock my world.

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Lava is red,

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tsunamis are blue

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If you were a case study,

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I’d choose you

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Are you a secondary impact of a volcano? Cause you’re on fire

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Was that a Supervolcano or did you just blow me away?

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