If we were an earthquake… I’d be the S wave and you’d be the P wave, because you would be the first to come.

100

Are you Geologist? Cause girl you’ve just given me a volcanic eruption! So hilarious!

93

Hey girl are you sedimentary rock because I love how many layers there are to your personality.

91

You girl, I’ll be Kaikab, you be Toroweap, and let’s have inter tonguing relationships

94

Hey honey, why don’t you check out my cleavage?

92

Baby, I’m harder than anything on the Moh’s Scale.

84

Is that a pick axe in your pocket?

118

You rock my world.

100

Baby, opposites attract so why don’t you and me form an Ionic bond.

110

I need to check your topography. Trust me, I’m a geologist.

85