If we were an earthquake… I’d be the S wave and you’d be the P wave, because you would be the first to come.

144

Are you Geologist? Cause girl you’ve just given me a volcanic eruption! So hilarious!

142

Hey girl are you sedimentary rock because I love how many layers there are to your personality.

131

You girl, I’ll be Kaikab, you be Toroweap, and let’s have inter tonguing relationships

138

Hey honey, why don’t you check out my cleavage?

132

Baby, I’m harder than anything on the Moh’s Scale.

123

Is that a pick axe in your pocket?

163

You rock my world.

157

Baby, opposites attract so why don’t you and me form an Ionic bond.

246

I need to check your topography. Trust me, I’m a geologist.

135

You’re causing a thermal expansion in my pants.

90

I really dig you !

75

My heart skips a beat when my eyes meteors.. cos you’re out of this world!

86

Hey are you 10 on the Richter scale? Because you rock my world.

81

Lava is red,

78

tsunamis are blue

80

If you were a case study,

82

I’d choose you

169

Are you a secondary impact of a volcano? Cause you’re on fire

83

Was that a Supervolcano or did you just blow me away?

85