Geology Pick up Lines
If we were an earthquake… I’d be the S wave and you’d be the P wave, because you would be the first to come.
If we were an earthquake… I’d be the S wave and you’d be the P wave, because you would be the first to come.
Geology Pick up Lines
Geology Pick up Lines
Are you Geologist? Cause girl you’ve just given me a volcanic eruption! So hilarious!
Are you Geologist? Cause girl you’ve just given me a volcanic eruption! So hilarious!
Geology Pick up Lines
Hey girl are you sedimentary rock because I love how many layers there are to your personality.
Hey girl are you sedimentary rock because I love how many layers there are to your personality.
Geology Pick up Lines
You girl, I’ll be Kaikab, you be Toroweap, and let’s have inter tonguing relationships
You girl, I’ll be Kaikab, you be Toroweap, and let’s have inter tonguing relationships
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Hey honey, why don’t you check out my cleavage?
Hey honey, why don’t you check out my cleavage?
Geology Pick up Lines
Baby, I’m harder than anything on the Moh’s Scale.
Baby, I’m harder than anything on the Moh’s Scale.
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Is that a pick axe in your pocket?
Is that a pick axe in your pocket?
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You rock my world.
You rock my world.
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Baby, opposites attract so why don’t you and me form an Ionic bond.
Baby, opposites attract so why don’t you and me form an Ionic bond.
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I need to check your topography. Trust me, I’m a geologist.
I need to check your topography. Trust me, I’m a geologist.
Geology Pick up Lines
You’re causing a thermal expansion in my pants.
You’re causing a thermal expansion in my pants.
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I really dig you !
I really dig you !
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My heart skips a beat when my eyes meteors.. cos you’re out of this world!
My heart skips a beat when my eyes meteors.. cos you’re out of this world!
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Hey are you 10 on the Richter scale? Because you rock my world.
Hey are you 10 on the Richter scale? Because you rock my world.
Geology Pick up Lines
Lava is red,
Lava is red,
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tsunamis are blue
tsunamis are blue
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If you were a case study,
If you were a case study,
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I’d choose you
I’d choose you
Geology Pick up Lines
Are you a secondary impact of a volcano? Cause you’re on fire
Are you a secondary impact of a volcano? Cause you’re on fire
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Was that a Supervolcano or did you just blow me away?
Was that a Supervolcano or did you just blow me away?
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PHEW! Is that a magma intrusion or is it getting hot in here?
PHEW! Is that a magma intrusion or is it getting hot in here?
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Wow you have no idea how ‘gorge’ous you are…
Wow you have no idea how ‘gorge’ous you are…
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I think I might need a retaining wall to stop my jaw from dropping…
I think I might need a retaining wall to stop my jaw from dropping…
Geology Pick up Lines
Is that a belemnite in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a belemnite in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Geology Pick up Lines
I wish you were a conglomerate cause I’d love to have you round
I wish you were a conglomerate cause I’d love to have you round
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I knew you were rubble when you walked in
I knew you were rubble when you walked in
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Are you an aftershock of an earthquake because I think I’m falling for you all over again
Are you an aftershock of an earthquake because I think I’m falling for you all over again
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You know when I said we’d be together forever? I hope you believed me when I ‘Sediment’ it.. wink
You know when I said we’d be together forever? I hope you believed me when I ‘Sediment’ it.. wink
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‘Big girls are beautiful’? well of coarse you are!!
‘Big girls are beautiful’? well of coarse you are!!
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I would ask you out but I need to be a little boulder
I would ask you out but I need to be a little boulder
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You’ remind me of longshore drift.. Because you just swept me away.
You’ remind me of longshore drift.. Because you just swept me away.
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Do you even rift?
Do you even rift?
Geology Pick up Lines
Are you a sample of carbon because I’d like to date you
Are you a sample of carbon because I’d like to date you