I want to explore you like a National Geographic journalist.

120

If you put your titi on my caca then together we will create a Peruvian lake.

136

Do you plan on going to see Big Ben anytime soon, because he’s right here in my pants.

139

Do you have a map, because I just got lost in your eyes.

132

Hey, are you a glacial feature, because I’m gonna erode the sides of your V-shaped valley into a U-shaped valley

119

I’m gonna screw you like the East Devon bus service: slowly and depressingly irregularly

121

Hey, are you a river that’s prone to flooding, because you’ll get some hard engineering tonight

130

If I could rearrange the map, I would put Uruguay and Iruguay together! I would also found the nation of Iruguay.

133

You want to take a trip down South tonight?

111

The only greater landmass than the continent of Asia is the mass contained in these arms [flex arms, raise one eyebrow].

119

If I said Marco, would you say Polo?

89

Let’s build a home in the desert. We can Gobi together forever!

79

There are five oceans, seven continents, and only one person like you!

81

Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.

76

Right now we’re islands. Let’s be an archipelago.

66

Did it hurt when you fell from the Alps? Because you’re an angel! Or I’m dizzy from altitude sickness. Either way.

88

North, South, East, West, whichever way I look I like you the best!

80

The status of certain groups of islands in the sea between Japan and China may be disputed, but my love for you isn’t!

83

Are you a major geological formation in Australia that’s been designated a world heritage site by UNESCO? Because you Ayers ROCK!

82

Da Nile isn’t just a river in Egypt. It’s also something I can’t do regarding my feelings for you!

78