Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
I wish you were a door, so I can slam you all day.
You look familiar. What’s your Twitter handle? I think I follow you.
My name is #####, and I speak Klingon.
Are you a computer keyboard? Because you’re my type.
Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
You had me at “Hello World.”
Our love is like dividing by zero . . . you cannot define it.
You’re like a dictionary — you add meaning to my life.
Are you Google Glass? ‘Cause you augment my reality.