Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?

7

I wish you were a door, so I can slam you all day.

9

You look familiar. What’s your Twitter handle? I think I follow you.

7

My name is #####, and I speak Klingon.

7

Are you a computer keyboard? Because you’re my type.

9

Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

9

You had me at “Hello World.”

9

Our love is like dividing by zero . . . you cannot define it.

8

You’re like a dictionary — you add meaning to my life.

8

Are you Google Glass? ‘Cause you augment my reality.

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