Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?

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I wish you were a door, so I can slam you all day.

17

You look familiar. What’s your Twitter handle? I think I follow you.

13

My name is #####, and I speak Klingon.

14

Are you a computer keyboard? Because you’re my type.

16

Our love is like dividing by zero . . . you cannot define it.

17

You’re like a dictionary — you add meaning to my life.

17

Are you Google Glass? ‘Cause you augment my reality.

16

You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

6

Do you read Harry Potter? Your smile is like expelliarmus. Simple yet disarming.

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