Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?

85

I wish you were a door, so I can slam you all day.

86

You look familiar. What’s your Twitter handle? I think I follow you.

69

My name is #####, and I speak Klingon.

69

Are you a computer keyboard? Because you’re my type.

84

Our love is like dividing by zero . . . you cannot define it.

86

You’re like a dictionary — you add meaning to my life.

86

Are you Google Glass? ‘Cause you augment my reality.

98

You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

68

Do you read Harry Potter? Your smile is like expelliarmus. Simple yet disarming.

70

You make my software turn into hardware.

26

I always thought love was an abstract class until you made an instance of it.

26

You must be the square root of two, ’cause I feel irrational around you.

24

Are you a piece of carbon? ‘Cause I would love to date you.

25

Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? ‘Cause you’re BeAuTiful!

23

Are your pants a compressed file? ‘Cause I’d like to unzip them.

23

Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.

23

Just look at the keyboard — U and I belong together.

30

Your homepage or mine?

32

Im not staring, Im stuck in a loop. (Logic: while (girl=hot, look))

32