Game of Thrones Pick Up Lines

They may call me the IMP, but I never go LIMP! Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

You must be a white walker because I want you to have my babies. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

They call me the king of the north but I am an expert going down south Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

They call me little finger, but the only thing little about me are my fingers. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Hey girl, I’d like to see your “Head” on my “Pikee” Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Do you want to meet the real kingslaver? It lives inside my pants. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

I may know nothing but I know you make me harder than Valyrian steel. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Girl they say it’s good luck to rub a dwarf’s But do you want to know what’s Luckier! Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

You’re so hot, would you like to become the mother of my dragons? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

I would “fall” for you a thousand times cause your looks are so “Paralyzing” Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

You make me feel like oberyn cause you’re “blowing my mind” Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

You must be of the blood of old VALYRIA cause you are giving me some VALYRIA steel Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Are you a Greyjoy? Because you know how to handle seamen. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Show me your dragon I’ll make it spit fire. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

If you come up North for me, I’ll go down South on you. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Before they called me Littlefinger, they called me Massivec0ck. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

There are no men like me. There’s only me. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

They call me King in the North, but I’d go south on you. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

I’ll rip out your tongue then chop of your head, because you just stole my heart. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

You look like my brother/sister Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

WINTER FELL but I’ll keep you up all night! Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Winter isn’t the only thing coming tonight Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven I can totally relate Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

I don’t know my mother, but I know who’s your daddy. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Hey girl, I Winter-fell in love the moment I first saw you. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Hey girl, Hodor ? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

I want to usurp dat iron a $$. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Are Hodo’s legs tired? Because he’s been carrying you through my mind all day Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Someone should tell the Old Gods and the New Gods that heaven is missing an angle. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Was your father a baker? Because you’ve got nice buns. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Did you erupt from a fire witch’s vagina? Because you’re a total somokeshow. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Are you my direwolf? Because I can definitely see myself taking over your body. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Is it hot in here because of the long summer or is it just you? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Are your clothes a slave? Because I’d like to free you of them. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Are you a traitor to the crown? Because I can definitely see you giving head to my pike. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Did I get pushed out of a tower because your looks are paralyzing Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Are you the Mad King? Because I want to stab you in the backside Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Are you at The Wall? Because I watch you at night. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Winter is coming. Do you want to come too? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Girl, my Finger is the only thing little about me. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Are you from the Riverlands? Because I want to sack your Maidenpool! Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Wait, she asks if his clothes are a slave then says she wants to free him of them? That seems a little backwards. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Do you smith valyrian steel? Because you gave me one of the hardest swords in the land. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Oh you’re Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken? I cant fix that for you Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Jaime: You mind giving me a hand here? Brienne: I’ll give you every art of my body. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Are you Jaime Lannister? Because I’d gladly give you a hand. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Did you kill my kid friend? Cause I wanna stab you with my needle Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Did you get sacrificed to the God of Fire? Because you’re smoking! Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Are you Viserys Targaryen? Because I would love to give you a golden shower. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

I’m a Greyjoy, but would spread seed for you Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

I want to fly, can you show me your moon door? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Is that a sword in your sheath or are you just my brother? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Think we can make more babies than Walder Frey? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Your neighbours are going to be calling you winter all night Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Come and tough my raging throner Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest