You look like you have some Dornish in you. No? Then would you like some?

Are you from the North? Because I just winterfell-in love with you.

They may call me the IMP, but I never go LIMP!

You must be a white walker because I want you to have my babies.

They call me the king of the north but I am an expert going down south

They call me little finger, but the only thing little about me are my fingers.

Hey girl, I’d like to see your “Head” on my “Pikee”

Do you want to meet the real kingslaver? It lives inside my pants.

I may know nothing but I know you make me harder than Valyrian steel.

Girl they say it’s good luck to rub a dwarf’s But do you want to know what’s Luckier!

You’re so hot, would you like to become the mother of my dragons?

I would “fall” for you a thousand times cause your looks are so “Paralyzing”

You make me feel like oberyn cause you’re “blowing my mind”

You must be of the blood of old VALYRIA cause you are giving me some VALYRIA steel

Are you a Greyjoy? Because you know how to handle seamen.

Show me your dragon I’ll make it spit fire.

If you come up North for me, I’ll go down South on you.

Before they called me Littlefinger, they called me Massivec0ck.

There are no men like me. There’s only me.

They call me King in the North, but I’d go south on you.