Football Pick Up Lines

Is your name Thiago? Because you are worth more than gold and Silva to me.

Is your name David? Because you’re making me Luiz my mind.

Call me Huntelaar. Because I’m Klaas.

Is your name Heskey? Because I would love to take you out for Emile.

Call me Totti. Because I’ll be loyal to you.

Hi, Alba outside at 8 to Pique you up and sing you a Song and later on maybe Puyol pants down and we’ll get Messi.

Is your name Vincent? Because I could do with your Kompany.

Call me Coutinho. Because I’m great in the hole.

Do you play for West Brom? Because Albion top of you tonight.

Is your name Shay? Because you’ve Given me an erection.

Is your name Victor? Because Anichebe yours.

Do you support Chelsea? Because I want to put my Willian you.

oy: What’s your favourite position? Girl: Guy on top, you? Boy: Left wing.

Your ex is like Liverpool. History.

Guy: Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend.

Guy: But like football, just because there’s a goalkeeper doesn’t mean you can’t score.

Are you IF Klose? Because you look like you give 99 head.

Girl: “I’ll be right back!” Boy: ”

Okay, I’ll be left wing.

Do you play for Bayer Leverkusen? Because you’ve got a Toprak.

Is your name Ciro? Because you’re going to be Immobile after tonight.

Call me Rory Delap, because I’ll be lobbing my balls into your box for 90 minutes.

Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.

Girl: “I’ll be right back!”

Boy: “Okay, I’ll be center forward.

Are you FIFA 15? Because baby you’re my everything.

Are you publicly bad-mouthing a referee in a post-match interview? Because you’ve got fine written all over you

Call me Lionel Messi because I’m going to dribble all over your back line.

Call me Leroy, because I’ve fallen Fer you.

Call me Ronaldinho because I can lob Seamen from 40 yards.

Baby your love drives me crazy like a rollerCosta.