Fishing Pick Up Lines

After we covered all the pick up lines that should be used on water, now is fishing pick up lines turn. In this today’s thread, you will discover for the first time on the Internet, plenty of fish openers, and pick up lines which are highly recommended as well as highly guaranteed to work! Because they are so freaking cheesy pick up lines, and funny ones. Pickupliness provides you, as usual, the most unique pick up lines on the Internet that will lie down your partner. And these fishing pick up lines are among them. Enjoy!

Fishing Pick Up Lines

Fishing Pick Up Lines

Are you Swedish? cuz you’re the sweetish fish in the sea!

Of course there’s lots of fish in the sea, but you’re looking at a sexy land beast.

I’m a moderator on AC and have a post count in the thousands.

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back at my place.

A shark just ate my girlfriend. Will you be my new one?

Wanna come back to my place and scrub algea?

Her: “I have a boyfriend.”

You: “I have a goldfish.”

Her: “what?”

You: “Oh, I thought you were talking about things that didn’t matter.”

Hey baby, if I were a fish, I’d be hooked on you.

I’m thinking of an upgrade, but then I’d have to cycle

My mollies can spawn once and have 15 babies, wanna try and beat their record?

Hey sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich?

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I see you with me.

“You’re like a prize winning fish… I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.”

If you were a fishtank, I would tap that!

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

You’re on the small side, but I wouldn’t throw you back.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I float by again?

Do you mind if I ahh.. put my tackle in your box?

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