Do you mind if I ahh.. put my tackle in your box?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I float by again?

You’re on the small side, but I wouldn’t throw you back.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

“You’re like a prize winning fish… I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.”

My mollies can spawn once and have 15 babies, wanna try and beat their record?

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back at my place.

Of course there’s lots of fish in the sea, but you’re looking at a sexy land beast.

Are you Swedish? cuz you’re the sweetish fish in the sea!