Are you a firefighter? (NO) because your making me wet

212

I don’t have a very long hose, but i got one hella of a pumper

84

“I’m a firefighter”?! Or am I just easy to please??

133

Find em hot leave em wet

100

It’s my job to go in when it’s extremely Hot and I never pull out until it’s dripping wet

111

You know girl, the hotter you get, the faster I come!

110

I’m a firefighter but I forgot my hose. Can I use your’s?

109

Hey, I am a firefighter, I run into burning buildings to save a complete stranger, imagine what I would do for you.

99

It’s getting hot in here….so take out all your hose!

114

Hey girl, stay safe tonight, sleep with a fireman

I might be a firemen but girl your just too hot too put out!

91

It’s not groping if you have gloves on.

91

Girl: what do you do for a living?
Firefighter reply; I make the six o’clock news.

49

Hey girl you should know that Firemen have the longest hoses

70

It’s long, hard and pumps like a bastard, but that’s just the truck

57

I am on fire, you wanna stop drop and roll with me?

48

You handle that hose well, how about the other one?

50

Don’t prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.

52

Did u know that women firefighters are professional hose handlers.

50

First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?

73

Hey girl! It’s my job to go in when it’s extremely Hot and I never pull out until it’s dripping wet.

52