I’ll see you laters, baby. *Wink.*

110

It sure is hot outside, but I can be your Popsicle. *Subtle nod towards crotch.*

110

I’m 50 shades of hot for you. *Wink and gun finger.*

125

Let’s get out of here so I can make you say, “oh my”. *Try not to sound like GeorgeTakei when using this line.*

104

Hey girl, do you want to try out the balls in my playroom?

108

I think you’re 50 shades of great. *Wink twice.*

117

What’s your safe word? I’ll write it down next to your number.

128

I can be your Mr Grey.

105

Have you read 50 Shades of Grey? Well, I’m 50 shades of Greg.

136

I’ve got a dark twisted soul, want to go back to mine and let me tie you up?

110

I haven’t got a “Red Room of Pain”… but I can show my bedroom.

56

  • I’ll sign your contract… *Pull pen out of handbag and wink.*

67

  • Want me to wear your underwear?

56

  • You don’t need to knock. Just go in… *Wink*

52

  • My inner goddess wants to be friends with you. *Point to all of him.*

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  • I’d say “oh my” for you. *Again, avoid Takei references. Unless they look like they’re into Star Trek.*

52

Why don’t you like to be touched?”
– “Because I’m fifty shades of fucked-up, Anastasia”

52

“Sometimes I wonder if there’s something wrong with me. Perhaps I’ve spent too long in the company of my literary romantic heroes, and consequently my ideals and expectations are far too high.”

69

“You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince”

62

“We aim to please Miss Steele”

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