Fifty Shades Of Grey Pick Up Lines

I’m 50 shades of hot for you. *Wink and gun finger.* Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Let’s get out of here so I can make you say, “oh my”. *Try not to sound like GeorgeTakei when using this line.* Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Hey girl, do you want to try out the balls in my playroom? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

I think you’re 50 shades of great. *Wink twice.* Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

What’s your safe word? I’ll write it down next to your number. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

I can be your Mr Grey. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Have you read 50 Shades of Grey? Well, I’m 50 shades of Greg. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

I’ve got a dark twisted soul, want to go back to mine and let me tie you up? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

I haven’t got a “Red Room of Pain”… but I can show my bedroom. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

I’ll sign your contract… *Pull pen out of handbag and wink.* Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Want me to wear your underwear? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

You don’t need to knock. Just go in… *Wink* Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

My inner goddess wants to be friends with you. *Point to all of him.* Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

I’d say “oh my” for you. *Again, avoid Takei references. Unless they look like they’re into Star Trek.* Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Why don’t you like to be touched?” – “Because I’m fifty shades of fucked-up, Anastasia” Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

“Sometimes I wonder if there’s something wrong with me. Perhaps I’ve spent too long in the company of my literary romantic heroes, and consequently my ideals and expectations are far too high.” Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

“You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince” Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

“We aim to please Miss Steele” Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

“Never trust a man who can dance.” Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

“What is it about elevators?” Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

“Don’t get your panties in such a twist… and give me back mine.” Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

“I’d like to bite that lip.” Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

“I’ve kissed a prince, Mom. I hope it doesn’t turn into a frog.” Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

“I am going to have coffee with Christian Grey… and I hate coffee.” Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

“Oh, fuck the paperwork” Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

“It’s very hard to grow up in a perfect family when you’re not perfect.” Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

“Supposing I’ve said I hate him, or worse still, that I love him, in my sleep.” Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

“My inner goddess is jumping up and down, clapping her hands like a five year old.” Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

“Are you smirking at me, Mr. Grey?” I ask sweetly. Pompous ass.” Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest