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Was your daddy a thief? I’m not. I’m a serial killer.
If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop screaming?
That shirt looks great on you, but it would look even better in an evidence bag.
Will you run away from me somewhere romantic?
I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine seems to have been stolen.
Do you come here often? I don’t, because I only leave my underground cave when the voice of Marilu Henner inside my head tells me I must prowl the earth for victims, or Jesus will […]
I bet you $20 you’re going to turn me down.
Hey baby, you look so good in those jeans I ’d like to chop your legs off.
Can I tie your shoes? I can’t have you falling for someone else.
Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
Hey baby, I must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on!
Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
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