Famous Pick Up Lines

That shirt looks great on you, but it would look even better in an evidence bag.

Will you run away from me somewhere romantic?

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine seems to have been stolen.

Do you come here often? I don’t, because I only leave my underground cave when the voice of Marilu Henner inside my head tells me I must prowl the earth for victims, or Jesus will […]

I bet you $20 you’re going to turn me down.

Hey baby, you look so good in those jeans I ’d like to chop your legs off.

Can I tie your shoes? I can’t have you falling for someone else.

Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

Hey baby, I must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on!

Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.