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HomeEngineering Pick Up Lines

Engineering Pick Up Lines

Here is the best and biggest collection of engineering pick up lines for our visitors and followers, enjoy!!

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You NP-complete me.

You NP-complete me.

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It would be sec C to see you get a tan, lying on a cot.

It would be sec C to see you get a tan, lying on a cot.

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Hey girl, you’ll always be on my L1 cache.

Hey girl, you’ll always be on my L1 cache.

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Hey baby, wanna know what I have in common with a fluid dynamics exam? We’re both long and hard

Hey baby, wanna know what I have in common with a fluid dynamics exam? We’re both long and hard

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Hey baby, are you in construction management, because you sure do know how to erect a structure

Hey baby, are you in construction management, because you sure do know how to erect a structure

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Baby you be a input, I’ll be the output, now let’s go make a transfer function

Baby you be a input, I’ll be the output, now let’s go make a transfer function

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Baby I hear you like to “plug and chug”

Baby I hear you like to “plug and chug”

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Baby, is this building’s air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?

Baby, is this building’s air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?

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Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying “oscillations” all night long.

Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying “oscillations” all night long.

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You have a similar effect on me as heat treatment of steel, cause girl you are making me hard

You have a similar effect on me as heat treatment of steel, cause girl you are making me hard

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Hey girl what’d you say you and me make a closed system and exchange a lil energy.

Hey girl what’d you say you and me make a closed system and exchange a lil energy.

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It’s not the length of the vector that counts. It’s how you apply the force.

It’s not the length of the vector that counts. It’s how you apply the force.

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You must be the square root of 2, ‘cuz I feel irrational around you.

You must be the square root of 2, ‘cuz I feel irrational around you.

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Awesome: Your bosons – they give me a hardon.

Awesome: Your bosons – they give me a hardon.

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Brilliant!: I wish I was your differential equation. I’d be really hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.

Brilliant!: I wish I was your differential equation. I’d be really hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.

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You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!

You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!

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I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

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You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

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If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

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Baby, you overclock my processor.

Baby, you overclock my processor.

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Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.

Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.

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Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

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You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.

You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.

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You defragment my life.

You defragment my life.

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Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?

Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?

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You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

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Baby, let me find your nth term.

Baby, let me find your nth term.

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Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long

Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long

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Hey baby, can I see what’s under your radical?

Hey baby, can I see what’s under your radical?

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If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.

If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.

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I’m a fermata… hold me

I’m a fermata… hold me

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I think my heart just lagged.

I think my heart just lagged.

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I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.

I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.

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Did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!

Did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!

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By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

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It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.

It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.

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Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

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What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

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Baby, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.

Baby, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.

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Baby, every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up

Baby, every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up

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What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1

What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1

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If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?

If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?

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You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.

You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.

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You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile)

You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile)

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When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.

When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.

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Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?

Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?

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If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1

If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1

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You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force

You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force

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If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half again… and again… etc…. would they ever meet? no? Well in this

If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half again… and again… etc…. would they ever meet? no? Well in this

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specific case I am going to disprove your assumption.

specific case I am going to disprove your assumption.

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Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

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Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it

Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it

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Let’s meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod

Let’s meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod

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Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves

Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves

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Hey baby, what’s your tanx cosx?

Hey baby, what’s your tanx cosx?

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Let’s get together and test the spring potential of my mattress

Let’s get together and test the spring potential of my mattress

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Let’s discover our coefficient of friction

Let’s discover our coefficient of friction

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Baby, you’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granite.

Baby, you’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granite.

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I less than three you….. (i < 3 you)

I less than three you….. (i < 3 you)

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I heard you’re sin because you’re always on top when we make tangent

I heard you’re sin because you’re always on top when we make tangent

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